The Professor Snape Song
By Charles Xavier
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Who is the cruellest magician?
One guess that's who?
Who is that stranger with a great big nose?
Who dresses in black from head to toe?
Who's always wrong, and never right?
(Yeah?)
Who'd ever dream of starting a fight?
(That's who?)
Who looks like a Darwinian ape?
No one!
(WACK! WACK! WACK! WACK! WACK!)
But Professor Snape!
(Yeah!)
