best halo pick-up lines mixed with harry potter:

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At the Granger's House

Mr. and Mrs. Granger lit the candles on Hermione's birthday cake. Ron had his arms wrapped around Hermione and Harry grinned at her while they all sang. As the song came to an end, she shut her eyes and made her wish.

"Happy eighteenth birthday, Hermione!" Mr. and Mrs. Granger, Harry, and Ron exclaimed as Hermione bent over her cake and blew out the candles. She beamed brightly as her parents hugged her and scuttled back to the kitchen to retrieve the plates and utencils.

"All right, 'Mione, the big one-eight. How's it feel?" Harry asked as he pulled her into a tight hug.

"It doesn't feel any different, Harry," she said. She took the knife and cut the cake. Ron gave her a quick kiss, grabbed one of the pieces of cake, and stuffed the whole thing in his mouth.

" Aw wuff 'ou, 'mione," he managed to say. Hermione scrunched up her nose and covered Ron's open mouth with her hand.

"Don't do that, you pig. Oh, I love you too." She wiped stray icing away from his chin and wiped it on a paper towel. She walked into the kitchen and helped her mom and dad get everything. After everybody got a plate of cake, Hermione ran to the living room where there was a pile of presents sitting on the couch.

"Presents!" she cried in a sing-song voice. She sat herself down on the floor and grabbed the nearest box. Ron and Harry followed her and sat down on the other sofa.

" All righty then," she muttered as she tore off the wrapping off the first present. "No way," she gasped. Ron and Harry smirked at her.

"You guys got me an X-Box 360?! How did you know I wanted one of these?"

" We asked your parents, love, and they told us about your trip to America with your cousin. They said you had a blast with this thing," Ron told her.

"Oh, you guys," she cried. She gave Harry a big hug and Ron a kiss. She opened everything else and got a headset with a microphone, Halo 3, and X-Box live.

" Where did you get these things?"

"Ron and I went to Wal-Mart," Harry simply said.

-----------------------------------2 days later

"You can't dual wield those! That's such an unfair advantage!" Harry exclaimed as Hermione shot him with two fully charged plasma pistols.

" It's not my fault that the best weapons you can find are magnums. Try looking harder, there's loads of better weapons hidden around," she explained to him.

"Yes! I found a shotgun! Haha, you're so dead now, 'Mione. This is payba- huh? What the? RON, YOU ARSE!" Harry yelled.

"I can't believe you didn't see me, Harry. You're radar is on and everything. You know that getting meleed from behind is an automatic kill," Ron explained laughing, "Now I got the shotgun."

"Not for long," Hermione muttered. She tried meleeing him from behind, but he turned around and shot her. Her shields were down. Ron shot again, but Hermione jumped over him and shot him with the plasma pistol. Now his shields were down. He meleed her, but since her shields were regaining power, she didn't die. She jumped and meleed him from the air.

"Game over," the cool guy's voice said as the score board appeared.

" Yes!" Hermione jumped up, her fist raised high, " I beat you guys. Again."

Ron set the controller down and lied back on the bed. Harry Set up X-Box live and decided to play with other people using Hermione's profile.

"That's enough for me," Hermione said, "I need to finish my book." She slipped out her wand. "Accio Hogwarts: A History." The book flew into the room and Hermione curled up on her bed, opened the book, and got lost in it. Ron rested his head on her lap and fell asleep.

Harry placed the headset on his head and positioned the microphone. " Who's up for sniping?" He said quietly. He chose the map "coagulation". A guy named "kiddxkrazy" had chosen to be on his side and a guy named "caboose415" and a girl named "Tex90" teamed up against him.

" Okay, baby, let's get these beezies," kiddxkrazy told Harry. Harry stared at the spartan on the screen incredulously, about to shout at him for calling him baby, but he remembered he was using Hermine's profile." Okay," Harry said in a high pitched voice. Harry set his sniper gun and aimed. He shot twice, and got caboose in the chest. Both Caboose and Tex jumped off the roof of their base and tried to get to the cave, jumping constantly to avoid getting shot. kiddxkrazy sniped both of the enemies in the head and they both died.

" You impressed, baby?"

Harry was indeed impressed. " Uh-huh."

"You are impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor," he said seductively.

Harry choked on his spit and fell back.