Chapter 1

How the torture was started.

To tell the truth, the day didn't start off half-bad. The Dark Lord was gone, but he had managed to keep himself out of trouble. In fact, he had taken care of that mess yesterday.

It was about noon when he heard a knock on the door. There seemed to be no one there, he took a step to see if it was some troublesome kid. He stopped dead when he felt something against his foot. He looked down to see three baskets, each held a small toddler. There was a note attached to the top of the middle basket.

Dear Lucius,

I have to go on a mission and can not take my daughters with me. I need you to take care of them. Their names are Meleena, Miranda, Melinda. They already respond to them, so don't worry about getting them confused, they won't let you. I don't know how long I will be gone, I know that you won't worry about me, just take care of them, or else!

Love,

Lucinda

"Damn!" he cursed out loud, these were his squib sister's daughters. They were about two years older than Draco.

"Baa Unka Wucy!" Came a small voice.

"Who said that?" He looked down at the girls, one of them was shaking a finger at him while the other two were giving him disapproving looks. He didn't know that toddlers could do that.

"Fine." He sighed and picked up the three baskets. He set them on the table in front of Narcissa, who was feeding Draco.

"Who are they?" She asked uneasily.

He pulled out the letter and read the names to her. "Meleena, Miranda, and Melinda. They are apparently our nieces."

"I thought your only sister was a squib."

"She is."

"I thought we had a barrier that kept out non-magical persons."

"We do."

"Then, how?"

"I don't know. She always managed to get in to places she wasn't supposed to."

"Maybe we need to re work the shields."

"She won't come back until she comes for the girls. We really don't want to keep her out then, I have a feeling that these girls will be troublesome."

a few weeks later

Troublesome was an understatement. They were chaos incarnate! And the worst part was, no one believed him. He put them all in one room, hoping that they would sleep. The cosmos was not on his side today.

CRASH! He ran back to the room of the girls. It was annihilated. The only thing that was intact was the furniture, but they were stuck to the ceiling!

"Narcissa!" He bellowed and ran to her.

"What?" she was curious.

"The girls, they destroyed the room I put them in! The sheets are ripped, the pillows are no more, even the paintings are ruined!"

"What?!" She quickly got up and practically ran to the room.

Lucius followed her and his mouth dropped, everything was in pristine condition! And to make it worse, the girls were sleeping on the bed, acting as innocent as a newborn unicorn.

"Lucius! How dare you start lies about theses children!" Narcissa exclaimed.

He just kept quiet, he knew better, he really didn't want to sleep on the couch again tonight.

The next few years were no different, some incidents were worse than others. Like the trip to the Ministry of Magic, which resulted in even Weasley's laughing at him. Then their first visit to Knockturn alley, those three demon brats are the reason why people are so weary of Knockturn alley now. And what may be the top of the pile of shame was the diner party, where the self-cleaning bathrooms were ruined beyond repair after they were through 'remodeling'. The worst part was that no one ever believed that it was them, they all blamed it on Lucius.

They took quite a chunk out of the family funds to keep the honor of the Malfoy name.

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Hey, this is just for fun, it was co-written by SerinSykes. A continuation of her snippet in chapter two of Mix n Mash.

Am I forgetting something? Oh yea, I don't own Harry Potter or any of its characters. Ok, I think that is all.

Bye!