Summary: Scene of Amy and Rosa speaking Spanish while skeptically eyeing the rest of the precinct so that the others think they're talking about them but in reality, they're just talking about vegetables.
Word Count: 404
Disclaimer: I don't own Brooklyn Nine-Nine or the characters. I also don't own the idea, since I found it on Instagram (which I also don't own...) of jakeperxlta
Amy is sitting at her desk at the precinct, so she could see everyone – but Gina and Captain Holt, both at their own desks – therefore, she could see Rosa getting closer to her desk to drop off her file on the case they were working on together. They started to spend a lot of time together since that case started, so they discovered they both spoke the same second language – Spanish.
So, they came up with a plan to make everyone confused. It was going to start at that precise moment.
"Como está?"
"Haba. E tu?"
"Lechuga remolacha e maíz." Amy started to look around the room, eyeing everyone making them uncomfortable since they started to wonder if they were both speaking about them, while, in reality, they were just naming various types of vegetables.
"Pez espada cabra limón!" Rosa says, looking at Jake, that looks at her questioningly. Amy smiles at his dope face like 'That's my boyfriend and he's so cute!'.
"Él es tan lindo!" Amy says, looking passionately at Jake, but then Rosa slaps her arm. "Tienes razón. El abrigo da cabra e muy abierto."
"Hermano pollo congelador!" Rosa exclaimed, looking at Charles. He hid under the case file he was holding, feeling attacked. Jake looked at them both, after so long living with Amy he learned a few Spanish words. They were just saying random words or was it just him?
"Wait? Why did you call Charles your chicken brother? And what does the fridge as to do with all of that?" Jake asked, confused.
"Wait?!" Amy asked, surprised to know her boyfriend actually knew Spanish. "You understood everything we just said?" He nods. "How?"
"I know Spanish. I learned!" He states, proudly.
"When?"
Jake stares at her, blinking really fast trying to find an answer.
"Él probablemente aprendió en un traductor" Captain Holt says, in Spanish, taking his glasses off.
"You know Spanish too?!" Holt looked at Amy. She got embarrassed. "Sorry. Sir."
"If you must know, I learned because I went to the Islas Canarias during my vacation with Kevin. It was muy bueno. I enjoyed it very much." He turns around and walks to his office, leaving everyone outside dumbfounded.
"Yo también sé hablar español." Scully says.
But everyone keeps looking at Captain Holt's office door. Finally, Jake speaks.
"Whatttt?" He makes just that sound, swirling is chair around, with his mouth wide open.
[Opening Music]
The End
I thought it would be easier to write in Spanish. It took me a while to write this. Just because Portuguese and Spanish sound the same, it doesn't mean they are the same. Words might sound similar, but they are written differently. Anyway, hope it makes sense. If you need any help understanding what is written here:
Como está? – How are you?
Haba. E tu? – Fine. You?
Lechuga remolacha e maíz – Letucce, beetroot and corn
Pez espada cabra limón – Sword Fish, goat, lemon.
Él es tan lindo – His so cute/pretty
Tienes razón. El abrigo da cabra e muyabierto. – You're right. The goat shed is to open.
Hermano pollo congelador – Brother, chicken, fridge.
Él probablemente aprendió en un traductor – He probably learned in a translator.
Muy bueno – Very good.
Yo también sé hablar español – I also know how to speak Spanish
Part of Rosa and Amy's speech were just random words I found xD
