Hello again, my friendly fanfictors! Here's the one-shot that my sadistic friend Ragan wrote and edited by me. I'm sorry for what you are about to read.


One day, Taylor and LeFay went out walking on a road. They saw a small animal that had been run over. The poor thing was still alive so LeFay said, "Let's sacrifice it and go to Amestris!"

Taylor, being the evil person she was pulled out her knife and slit it's throat. Then a portal appeared leading to Amestris. LeFay turned to Taylor and, with slight apprehension in her eyes, said, "You know, you did that sacrifice a little too well."

Taylor, with pure hatred seeping out of her being, replied, "I just visualized our English teacher and it was easy."

"Works for me," replied LeFay. Then the two friends stepped through the portal and stepped out into Amestris. Once there, the first thing that happened was that they walked into the Homunculi's lair. Unfortunately Father was there waiting for them. He swiftly grabbed LeFay and transformed her into the new Lust. Taylor's bag was taken from her and Father pulled out a picture of their friend Ragan. Father summoned Ragan through the picture. He quickly took Ragan and transformed him into the new Wrath. Taylor saw all of this happening and tried to run away, but her newly homunculized friends took off after her with a word from Father. Taylor was running as fast as she could, but all the extra exercising she had been doing lately wasn't helping a bit. She inwardly chided for not exercising more. With another order from Father to hurry and up capture the girl, Wrath and Lust grabbed her.

"Come on Taylor, being a homunculus is pretty great," said the new Wrath with a sneer in his tone.

"Yeah Taylor, just look at all my curves. I look great and I feel so powerful," added the new Lust. So Taylor was turned into the new Greed.

Once the transformation was complete, Father commissioned the new Homunculi to destroy Edward and Alphonse Elric. Greed, Wrath, and Lust took off to complete their mission. Once they found the two brothers, Edward noticed that Taylor was with them. He shouted, "Hey Taylor! How've you been? I haven't heard from you since you crossed back over."

Taylor walked up to him and said, "I've been just fine." Then the three proceeded to kill the two brothers.

The end


Now, who wants to be Ragan's buddy?