It was a late night in the early 2000's. Gerard was relaxing in his bed, trying to fall asleep after a big show. He was physically exausted, but he was feeling a little too down to fall asleep. He was just lying there, staring into the dark void, when he was surprised to feel a pair of arms suddenly wrap around him. It was Frank, of course. It was a little awkward, but then again Frank was the kind to randomly kiss him on stage, so it wasn't that bothersome. In fact, given how he felt at the moment, Gerard was soemwhat comforted by the embrace. They remained there, wordlessly, for a long time. Gerard considered turning his body to face Frank, but in the dark he wouldn't be able to anyways, so he decided not to move; that is until Frank did something really weird. Frank began squirming around and then Gerard felt Frank suddenly fidgeting with his pants. Gerard was growing concerned as to what was about to happen, but with the hold Frank had on his pants, he couldn't get away. Next thing he knew, there was a bendy straw shoved down his pants.
"What are you doing?" Gerard's voice was somewhere between scared and grossed out.
Frank did not answer. Instead he began sucking on the bendy straw, creating a vacum that pinched Gerard's skin in a very unpleasant way.
Gerard was not okay with this. He sternly told Frank, "Stop."
And stop he did.
After a pause, and the awkwardness begining to settle in the air, Frank finally spoke; "Yeah, that was a lot less sexy than I expected. I'm sorry."
