"You're Jack Donaghy damnit, so nut up"

The harsh liquid burned its way down my throat.

"I just like seeing you in there"

Just another glass, one more won't kill you.

"That's what friends do Jack"

Nothing like tequila to wash away those memories.

"Well are you gonna kiss me or what"

One more glass, just one more.

"I love you too Jack, I really do"

The white dress, the kind words, her beautiful smile,

"I Elizabeth Lemon, do take Jonathan Donaghy"

Cold, shiny, smooth. An eternal resting place, for her body and my heart.

"Happy Anniversary husband number one, and only"

One more glass, just one more.

"I'm sorry , We did everything we could ..."

It's hard to kill someone who's got nothing to live for.