Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except the way I composed the words. Because if I did own anything, well... for a start, all those couples I'm writing about would be officially canon.
Warning: (Light) slash.
Author's Note: And another one. A few drabbles again, some of which I completed only today. I had the idea of the first chapter at school :P. Well, I don't know how this turned out, so of course I'll be delighted about reviews. Enjoy :)
Trespassed
Lily Evans walked up the stairs to the sixth year boys' dormitory.
And the moment she turned the doorknob, she knew this was a fault.
She was greeted by battle cries, an incredibly messy room and three well-aimed splashes of water.
Remus Lupin turned to her, water pistol in hand. "You dare to stroll forward into the holy halls of the Marauders –"
Instantly, his happily-ever-after lover, soul-mate and partner in crime Sirius Sexy Black chimed in. "I shall tell you, beware –"
As well as Lily's (more or less) beloved Quidditch-addicted, always-bragging James Prongs Potter. „Beware, beware! Beware of thy enemies!"
Lily groaned. Then she smiled indulgently. Being threatened by such things as water pistols every now and then was just one of the side-effects of being best friends with the infamous Marauders.
"You are such children."
Sirius struck her down with another water splash. "Fear us!"
James jumped forward in a grand gesture. „For those who trespass against us shall be destroyed!"
And Remus completed their front. "For ours is the power and this is our kingdom."
"Ooooh, you shall never return!" Sirius exclaimed mock-seriously.
"Oh indeed. Or you shall suffer terrible damage from water bombs!" James added.
"What a threat," she stated dryly. "Now come to think of it, I don't want to even consider the possible perversity and significance of the water pistols in your hands. You never know with boys like you…"
Sirius threw her a reproachful, mock-hurt look. "You hypocritical homophobe."
"Hypocritical?? Why? What'd she do??" James asked eagerly. A sly grin appeared on Sirius' face.
"Lily, don't you wanna tell us about you and Mary McKinnon?"
"Oh, shut up you insufferable devil."
He laughed. "I always knew I was hot as hell."
