One morning Charlene woke up from her nap.
Charlene; [yawn and gasp].
Charlene see a whole mess in her room.
Charlene; Rufus, Rufus.
Rufus; Charlene, my princess, how it going.
Charlene; fine, until something happen to my room.
Rufus; oohhh, sorry, I been busy.
Charlene; busy, with what.
Rufus; oh look at the time, gotta go the work, bye.
Rufus ran off.
Charlene; [scoff] I thought I told that dog to clean up after himself, now he making a ladies do all the dirty work.
Later at noon.
Rufus; Charlene, I'm home.
Charlene; where were you?
Rufus; at work, what else.
Charlene; oh really, how is digging in the dirt work.
Rufus; I'm trying to look for treasure.
Charlene; well, you promise to not dig in the yard.
Rufus; hey, this is my house, okay.
Charlene; this is not your house, this is our owner's house.
Rufus; well I don't care.
Charlene; Rufus, promise me one thing.
Rufus; what?
Charlene; promise me you will not do anything gross.
Rufus; fine I promise. [whisper] bossy dog.
Charlene; I heard that.
Later at night.
Charlene; oh Rufus, dinner.
Rufus; finally, I'm starved.
Rufus looked at the food.
Rufus; uh, what is it?
Charlene; It my new recipes, Fifi had taught me. I called it casserole.
Rufus; are you blind, women?
Charlene; excuse me.
Rufus; you know I can't eat this sh*t.
Charlene; [gasp] Rufus, watch your language.
Rufus; you really have to serve this cr*p.
Charlene; hey if you don't want it then I'll eat it myself.
Rufus; yeah, get fat.
Charlene; [gasp] how dare you call me fat.
Rufus; you started it.
Charlene; oh really.
Rufus; yeah.
Rufus threw the casserole toward Charlene face.
Charlene; [grunt].
Rufus; how you like them apple?
Charlene; you sh***y, damn, jerk.
Rufus; you just swear.
Charlene; that it, were through.
Rufus; what?
Charlene; I don't ever want to see you again.
Rufus; but Charlene.
Charlene; goodbye you jack*ss.
Charlene scrolls Rufus and left. Leaving Rufus depressed. He later went back to bed and Charlene never came back to him.
The End
