Hi, there! This time, I will parody the Coraline trailer! I was originally going to parody the movie, but I didn't have the time. So, without further ado, I give you…

The Ultimate Coraline Parody

(The trailer opens with Coraline and her parents arriving at their apartment.)

(Cuts to Coraline wandering around the apartment.)

Coraline: Do we HAVE to stay here?

Coraline's Mom: Yes, we do Coraline, and don't ask me why, it's just one of the many weird plot devices in this stupid film. In the meantime, I'll just ignore you so you'll think I don't care about you.

Coraline: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Coraline's Mom: Hey, don't blame me, blame Henry Selick and Neil Gaiman!

(Cuts to Coraline peering curiously behind a shower curtain, seeing numerous bugs.)

Coraline: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! BUGS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

(Coraline attacks the bugs, killing several of them.)

Coraline: Ok, I'm calm now.

(Coraline discovers a door and walks through it. She comes out to the Other World.)

Other Mother: You're just in time for supper, dear.

(There is an awkward pause.)

Coraline: YOU'RE not my mother.

Other Mother: WHHHHHHHYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOT?!!!

Coraline: MY mother doesn't have…b-b-bb-buh-

Other Mother: Ok, that's IT! IM A FIRIN MAH LAZAR! SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP DA WOOP!

( The Other Mother fires her laser, burning Coraline's face.)

Coraline: *Timidly* Um………never mind.

(Flashes to Coraline with The Other Mother and Father with a box.)

Other Mother: You could stay here forever, if you wanted to. There's just one tiny little thing we have to do…

(Coraline opens the box, revealing a life-sized Rick Astley.)

Rick: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna-

(With a scream, Coraline closes the box.)

Coraline: GOOD GOD, WOMAN, WHAT THE FUDGE WAS THAT FOR?!

Other Mother: Sorry. Wrong one. *Gives her the button box*

(Coraline looks at her "other" parents in terror.)

(Cuts to Coraline in the mirror room with the ghosts.)

Coraline: Who are you?

Tall Ghost Girl: You're in terrible danger…Um…what's your name?

Coraline: Coraline.

TGG: Oh, sorry. *Clears throat* you're in terrible danger…Um…darn it, I forgot again. Why is it that I always forget my lines when-

(The scene cuts before the ghost girl can finish.)

TGG: HEY! I was still talking!

(Cuts to different random scenes.)

(Coraline and the cat are in the tunnel to the Other World.)

Cat: Hi, I'm a talking cat.

(Coraline notices the cat.)

Coraline: *Rolls eyes* Oh, look, a cat that sounds like Keith David. Whoop de doo, what's next, the circus mice turn out to be rats in disguise?

Cat: Actually, they are.

Coraline: *Sighs*, Why, Tim Burton, WHY?!

Cat: Actually, Tim didn't direct this movie. Henry Selick did.

Coraline: Oh, shut up already.

Caroline

Coming May 2070!

Cat: Actually, it's February 2009.

Coraline: SHUT UP!!!

Cat: And it's Coraline, not Caroline. My god, when will they learn to spe-

( Suddenly, The Cat is hit with a tranquilizer dart.)

Coraline: Thank god, he was getting annoying.

Coraline

Coming February 2009!


Well, that's it! Note that this is a PARODY, so these are not my true thoughts of the film. I honestly loved it, and I hope Coraline's legacy lives on for centuries to come! Whoops, sorry. Got a bit carried away there. I do not own Coraline or any of the characters in it. That right belongs to Neil Gaiman, the author of the book.