Hi, there! This time, I will parody the Coraline trailer! I was originally going to parody the movie, but I didn't have the time. So, without further ado, I give you…
The Ultimate Coraline Parody
(The trailer opens with Coraline and her parents arriving at their apartment.)
(Cuts to Coraline wandering around the apartment.)
Coraline: Do we HAVE to stay here?
Coraline's Mom: Yes, we do Coraline, and don't ask me why, it's just one of the many weird plot devices in this stupid film. In the meantime, I'll just ignore you so you'll think I don't care about you.
Coraline: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Coraline's Mom: Hey, don't blame me, blame Henry Selick and Neil Gaiman!
(Cuts to Coraline peering curiously behind a shower curtain, seeing numerous bugs.)
Coraline: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! BUGS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
(Coraline attacks the bugs, killing several of them.)
Coraline: Ok, I'm calm now.
(Coraline discovers a door and walks through it. She comes out to the Other World.)
Other Mother: You're just in time for supper, dear.
(There is an awkward pause.)
Coraline: YOU'RE not my mother.
Other Mother: WHHHHHHHYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOT?!!!
Coraline: MY mother doesn't have…b-b-bb-buh-
Other Mother: Ok, that's IT! IM A FIRIN MAH LAZAR! SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP DA WOOP!
( The Other Mother fires her laser, burning Coraline's face.)
Coraline: *Timidly* Um………never mind.
(Flashes to Coraline with The Other Mother and Father with a box.)
Other Mother: You could stay here forever, if you wanted to. There's just one tiny little thing we have to do…
(Coraline opens the box, revealing a life-sized Rick Astley.)
Rick: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna-
(With a scream, Coraline closes the box.)
Coraline: GOOD GOD, WOMAN, WHAT THE FUDGE WAS THAT FOR?!
Other Mother: Sorry. Wrong one. *Gives her the button box*
(Coraline looks at her "other" parents in terror.)
(Cuts to Coraline in the mirror room with the ghosts.)
Coraline: Who are you?
Tall Ghost Girl: You're in terrible danger…Um…what's your name?
Coraline: Coraline.
TGG: Oh, sorry. *Clears throat* you're in terrible danger…Um…darn it, I forgot again. Why is it that I always forget my lines when-
(The scene cuts before the ghost girl can finish.)
TGG: HEY! I was still talking!
(Cuts to different random scenes.)
(Coraline and the cat are in the tunnel to the Other World.)
Cat: Hi, I'm a talking cat.
(Coraline notices the cat.)
Coraline: *Rolls eyes* Oh, look, a cat that sounds like Keith David. Whoop de doo, what's next, the circus mice turn out to be rats in disguise?
Cat: Actually, they are.
Coraline: *Sighs*, Why, Tim Burton, WHY?!
Cat: Actually, Tim didn't direct this movie. Henry Selick did.
Coraline: Oh, shut up already.
Caroline
Coming May 2070!
Cat: Actually, it's February 2009.
Coraline: SHUT UP!!!
Cat: And it's Coraline, not Caroline. My god, when will they learn to spe-
( Suddenly, The Cat is hit with a tranquilizer dart.)
Coraline: Thank god, he was getting annoying.
Coraline
Coming February 2009!
Well, that's it! Note that this is a PARODY, so these are not my true thoughts of the film. I honestly loved it, and I hope Coraline's legacy lives on for centuries to come! Whoops, sorry. Got a bit carried away there. I do not own Coraline or any of the characters in it. That right belongs to Neil Gaiman, the author of the book.
