Cheshire comes up to David. David is gay and looking his way. He blushies. He turns his head away because he doesn't like the cat. But he whispers to the reader: "But I do like the cat." And so he begins to strip away his messy clothes and reveals his mocha (actually pale) skin.
Cheshire smiled really big, and took David to the other World so they could have a threesom and do the ol' in out and loopty loop threesome. The naked Davey blushied and hided behind WR when they got there and Rabbit was holding onto the big keyblade of all warriors.
Cheshire pulled out a Mickey Mouse costume and put it on himself. Slowly, he slipped on a Riku costume on David. David whined, saying that his clothes were too tight. But Cheshire's kitty buldge couldn't take it because this was too exciting.
Rabbit was not okay with this, so he ripped off his nipple bombs to destroy the quilty cat. But the kitty guy was fast. HE WAS BETTER THAN THE RABBIT. So he brought out the cactus dildo and tossed it at the nipple bombs. Rabbit was angry but he could not move. He was probably just jealous that Cheshire had David's ass and he didn't. What a prick!
Cheshire ran off with Riku David in his hands (paws, things, what the fuck ever it is) and began making out with him. David took it all in. They roleplayed the sex and David-Riku was shouting out "MICKEY! YEAH!"
They makeded out and flippeded over and stuff and did the sex. It was hot.
Really hot.
So hot that this fanfiction should burn.
And so David and Cheshire made babies.
The end.
