This little silly is song parody to (duh) Nickelback's "How You Remind Me". Filch's PoV. Standard disclaimer: don't own the song, characters, yada, yada... Please read/review!



How They Remind Me

By Poppy P

Never made it as a wizard

Couldn't cut it as a Muggle either

Tired of living as a caretaker

I'm sick of students and their magic dealin's

And this is how they remind me of what I really am

This is how they remind me of what I really am

It's not like they feel sorry

I'm a Squib and that's my sad story

Nature was mistakin'

Can't do magic even if I fake it

And it's just wrong, makes me down

QuickSpell don't work and it ought to

These six word in my head

scream can I use I use a wand yet?

yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no

yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no

Wish Peeves didn't know that

Makes fun of me and I swear Potter does too

But it's not really so bad

Got Mrs Norris and Professor Snape too

Even so they remind me

Of what I really am

This is how they remind me

Of what I really am

It's not like they feel sorry

I'm a Squib and that's my sad story

Nature was mistaken

Can't do magic even if I fake it

And it's just wrong, gets me down

QuickSpell don't work and it ought to

These six words in my head

Scream can I use a wand yet?

Yeah, yeah

Can I use a wand yet?

Yeah, yeah

Can I use a wand yet?