This little silly is song parody to (duh) Nickelback's "How You Remind Me".
Filch's PoV. Standard disclaimer: don't own the song, characters, yada,
yada... Please read/review!
How They Remind Me
By Poppy P
Never made it as a wizard
Couldn't cut it as a Muggle either
Tired of living as a caretaker
I'm sick of students and their magic dealin's
And this is how they remind me of what I really am
This is how they remind me of what I really am
It's not like they feel sorry
I'm a Squib and that's my sad story
Nature was mistakin'
Can't do magic even if I fake it
And it's just wrong, makes me down
QuickSpell don't work and it ought to
These six word in my head
scream can I use I use a wand yet?
yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
Wish Peeves didn't know that
Makes fun of me and I swear Potter does too
But it's not really so bad
Got Mrs Norris and Professor Snape too
Even so they remind me
Of what I really am
This is how they remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like they feel sorry
I'm a Squib and that's my sad story
Nature was mistaken
Can't do magic even if I fake it
And it's just wrong, gets me down
QuickSpell don't work and it ought to
These six words in my head
Scream can I use a wand yet?
Yeah, yeah
Can I use a wand yet?
Yeah, yeah
Can I use a wand yet?
How They Remind Me
By Poppy P
Never made it as a wizard
Couldn't cut it as a Muggle either
Tired of living as a caretaker
I'm sick of students and their magic dealin's
And this is how they remind me of what I really am
This is how they remind me of what I really am
It's not like they feel sorry
I'm a Squib and that's my sad story
Nature was mistakin'
Can't do magic even if I fake it
And it's just wrong, makes me down
QuickSpell don't work and it ought to
These six word in my head
scream can I use I use a wand yet?
yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
Wish Peeves didn't know that
Makes fun of me and I swear Potter does too
But it's not really so bad
Got Mrs Norris and Professor Snape too
Even so they remind me
Of what I really am
This is how they remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like they feel sorry
I'm a Squib and that's my sad story
Nature was mistaken
Can't do magic even if I fake it
And it's just wrong, gets me down
QuickSpell don't work and it ought to
These six words in my head
Scream can I use a wand yet?
Yeah, yeah
Can I use a wand yet?
Yeah, yeah
Can I use a wand yet?
