Chapter 1: Merry Christmas, Kiss My A**


You told me I was lucky,

To have my chance with you.

Now last year's summer romance,

Is this year's winter blues.

I treated you so nicely,

To jewelry, and champagne,

But you left me empty handed,

Yeah, you left me feeling

Play-ay-ayed


DIVERGENT:

Four was so sick and tired of all the snotty girls he's been in relationships with. The girls who only want him for his money and looks. They don't seem to care about anything except "living while they're young". He sighs. Then again, what else should he expect from girls his age.

He recently was dumped by his latest failed attempt at a relationship, Jackie. Their relationship had lasted a pretty long time by his standards. They got together in May and just broke up on the day of Thanksgiving. That was sort of rotten but Four had expected it for a while.

He just wished they weren't neighbors, because now every morning he had to see his ex when he left for work, his other ex when he got on the train, and a third ex when he walked into his office.

His office seemed to be the only place where he could escape them. And even then his ex who was his boss's secretary, Johanna, occasionally dropped by deliver some news from his boss. She was on his better side as far as his exes go, but they weren't really close.

But for the most part Four had given up on love. He was going to leave this city soon anyways. What's the point of getting in a relationship only to break it off a few weeks later? Four didn't know why he bothered dating in the first place. He was busy enough without being constantly bugged by girls. He thinks it might have been because Zeke and Shauna, his best friends, constantly teased him about his misfortune with girls.

It didn't improve his mood that as Christmas was nearing and the days were getting colder, more and more adorable couples seemed to cuddle together in public.


Now I hope you're happy with yourself,

'Cause I'm not laughing

Don't you think it's kind of crappy

What you did this holiday?

When I gave you my heart,

You ripped it apart

Like wrapping paper trash

So I wrote you song

I hope you sing along

And it goes "Merry Christmas, Kiss My A**"


PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS:

Nico hated everyone and everything today.

He usually hated most things but today something in him just snapped. Maybe it was because he had just spent another thanksgiving alone due to his half-sister spending it with her boyfriends away from Nico. Maybe it was because when he drove to work today Christmas music was playing on all the stations. Maybe it was because his boss yelled at him for being 39 seconds late (literally 39 seconds, his boss counted). Or possibly because Percy Jackson, Nico's long time crush, wouldn't shut up about Annabeth today. Granted, that was usual but Nico still hated it.

Nico hated the fact that he, no matter what, couldn't get over this crush. It was ruining his life and slowly driving him insane. He hated this crush, and took all his anger and frustration about it out on poor Percy, who thought that Nico hated him. This was not the case at all though! Nico loved Percy, and Nico hated that. Nico could never hate Percy.

Ugh, why was the holiday season even a thing?

Nico hated how he had to out up with his in-laws (thanks to Hazel, his sister, getting married) and other crazy relatives. He hated spending precious time and money picking out presents for people just because some guy was born 2,000 years ago. He hated that the weather was freezing and the sidewalks were all slippery, constantly causing Nico to slip and fall on his butt.

And to top it all off Will, Jason, Reyna, Hazel and Lou would certainly start commenting on how Nico would enjoy the weather much more if he had someone to cuddle with. Or how Nico might enjoy looking for a present and wasting both time and money on it just so he could see that special someone's face light up as they opened it. They'd probably even say that Nico would be able to bear his in-laws if he had someone to remind him that some people were still sane in the world.

And of course then a Nico would tell them to shut it, because Nico knew all of that could just very well be true. He bitterly wished that Percy would cuddle up with a Nico and they could avoid the cold together. He wished that Percy's eyes would light up at Nico's gift the same way they did when Percy spoke about Annabeth. He wished that Percy's family would be the in-laws he had to put up with, because all the Jacksons were great people.

But Nico never had any luck. Especially not in the love department.

Nico had grown up with a homophobic mother who said all gays were going to hell. Naturally, Nico discovered he was gay after that. His father hadn't been around as Nico grew up, so his sister was really the only family he loved and held dear. So of course she would have to go and die on a field trip when Nico was ten, leaving him with no one seeing as his mother had died earlier while in a car-crash with Nico's uncle.

The world obviously hated him and just had to make it impossible for Nico to find love.

Nico knew he shouldn't be so negative constantly, he had found some family. He had his friends Piper, Jason, Reyna, Leo, Will, and Lou who all cared for him. He also had found his half-sister Hazel three years after his sister died and had been taken in by his father. But his father still never spoke to him and couldn't even remember his name half the time. And the boy he liked was straight and in a happy relationship.

But other than that Nico's life didn't suck too much.

Sighing, Nico turned onto his side and attempted to actually sleep somewhat tonight.


They say I'm losing my mind,

I thought that for a while,

I tear down decorations

They remind me of your smile.

I hate that mistletoe,

It makes me think of our first kiss,

You bit my lip, you pulled me close,

And then you taught me how to quit.


HARRY POTTER:

Sirius Black cursed as he put up decorations.

He was really only doing it because his best mate, James Potter, insisted upon it. Why were they even decorating the flat that all shared as roommates in London when they were flying to New York for Christmas? Sirius really had no interest in celebrating the holiday season this year. Well, at least not without his Moony.

He really had no clue who "his Moony" was. They had met at a party a while back, and they had spent the whole night together. They talked and they danced and eventually they kissed, but Sirius still did not know who this person was.

Sirius cursed yet again as he stabbed himself with a thumb tack.

The thing is, Sirius had managed to get himself utterly pissed that night, leaving him with a wicked hangover and a fuzzy memory the next day. He went around asking all of his best mates- Remus, James, and Peter -if they saw him with anyone the night before. They all had not recollection of what Sirius had done the night before, which made the Black even more annoyed then usual.

Sirius usually would have just forgotten about this mystery man but there was something strange about him.

The mystery man, "Moony", was always at the same parties as Sirius and his mates. They always talked and laughed and danced and kissed and whatnot, but ?Sirius never managed to remember his face.

Sirius fell off the step-stool he was standing on.

When his face collided with the floor, Remus strolled in, casually placing a box of decorations on the living room couch before turning to his friend. He raised an eyebrow but approached the boy anyways.

"You okay?" the tawny haired boy asked. Sirius took the hand that Remus offered and hauled himself up.

"Yeah," he responded, "I'm fine."

Just then James strode in an noticed the situation before laughing.

"You were obviously distracted. Thinking about Mysterious Moony again, are we?" Sirius almost blushed at the comment before remembering that Blacks don't blush.

James laughed again and kept sputtering out other teases. Sirius lightly chuckled thinking of the object of his affections. No one, however, seemed to notice the goofy grin and light blush on Remus Lupin's face as James continued on about how much Sirius must like Moony.


Now I hope you're happy with yourself,

'Cause I'm not laughing

Don't you think it's kind of crappy

What you did this holiday?

When I gave you my heart,

You ripped it apart

Like wrapping paper trash.

So I wrote you a song,

Hope that you sing along,

And it goes,

"Merry Christmas, kiss my a**"


So sick of calling,

You won't telephone me,

No, f**k you boy, I'm going out.

I gave you my all,

But our love hit a wall, now,

I'm jingle belling,

And everyone's yelling,

We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down.

Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?


THE HUNGER GAMES:

Katniss pulled her jacket tighter around her as she trudged through the never-ending snow. She shivered slightly before quickening her pace.

She eventually arrived at her destination: Haymitch's house, the man who took her in once her father died trying to rescue people from the twin towers during 9/11. Him and her mom were sort of friendly with each other, but he'd been off the deep end before and recognized it when Katniss' mother did as well. He took the family of now three in and helped. Katniss' sister, Prim, had died of a deadly disease and Katniss' mother fled soon after.

Katniss plopped down on the sofa, staring at the phone on the table beside it. She sighed. Why couldn't he call? He was one of the very last people she liked.

"He" was Gale Hawthorne, her handsome neighbor who was in a "casual relationship" with Katniss. Meaning that they were sort of a couple, but he was unfaithful to her. It pissed her off, but she always took him back. She has no clue why she took him back, he constantly cheated on her and would deny that they had anything if he met a cute girl in public, even if Katniss was right next to him. He was obnoxious, arrogant, and narcissistic but something about him made Katniss love him. Maybe it was the fact that they had known each other since she was 11.

Katniss shook the thoughts of him out of her head. No, she wasn't doing it this time. This time it had gone too far. Gale had cheated on Katniss with one of her childhood friends, Madge, and when a Katniss caught him Madge stormed out. Once she had gone Gale was mad at Katniss for interrupting the two and he slapped her. He also pushed her against the wall before she stormed out.

Why was she even waiting for him to call? It's not like his apology would be worth anything at this point. No, screw him, Katniss was going out. She left the house, shouting a goodbye to Haymitch.

She had no clue where she was going. Probably to a bar where she would drink until she couldn't stand. And whatever happens from then on is history.

That sounded like a good way to start off the Christmas season.


And I hope, hope you're happy with yourself,

'Cause I'm not laughing, (not laughing)

Don't you think it's so damn trashy

What you did this holiday?

(So trashy)

I gave you my heart, (heart)

You ripped it apart

Like the wrapping paper trash (wrapping paper trash)

So I wrote you a song,

Hope that you sing along,

Here it goes,

"Merry Christmas, (b****), kiss my a**."


Well. I decided to do a Christmas fic this year. I'm going to try and write a chapter for each day (not on that day, probably beforehand) and end on Christmas. If you haven't read any of my fics before (probably the bulk of you guys) then I would like to welcome you to my insanity! I hope you guys enjoy the story!

Anyways, the ships for this story (in case you were wondering) are Fourtris, Everlark (thus the whole abusive-Gale thing), Percico (I'm going down with this ship), and Wolfstar. There will also be other ships probably and since this is a crossover there will probably be ships of two characters from different fandoms. And who knows? Maybe I'll be able to work some more ships from completely unrelated fandoms in! Be on your toes because I have no clue where this is going so far!

Bye!