So, Hello again everyone. It is, once again moi. Carly-the-goddess-of-bitchyness. Still haven't heard of me? Dammit! George (My new Publicator) is also fired then. Yeah so, this has been bouncin' around in my head for a while now, and my muse finally came back from his uber long vacation. He takes those sometimes. Bastard. But, anyway, I hope you like it, I love Hinata and super flaily Ino and one night I was listening to my ipod and a certain song came on (which I will not mention yet. It will make it's appearance.) and tada! So, I hope you like it!

Disclaimer: RAWR! (I, once again…own zilch. Except my plot. That, is MINE bitches.)

Dedication: The wonderful, wonderful people who reviewed my other story. It was like Christmas morning. And, of course, to Jenny-Baby. 'Cause she'll bitch-slap me if I don't dedicate something.

And, without further Adieu…Here we go!


Hinata liked to think she was a relatively smart girl. Maybe not Shikamaru level genius, but certainly up there with Sakura, and such people like her. She didn't pick arguments she knew she couldn't win, she understood most all of the strategy problems she was given, and had become very good at playing the mediator when Shino and Kiba got…Well, typical boy-ish.

So, yes, Hinata liked to think she had a pretty high intelligence level. Which is exactly why when one, Ino Yamanaka came ringing Hinata's door bell at 8:42 pm on a Saturday night, dressed in clothes that would have made any girl that wasn't Ino-the-incredibly-balsy-and-reckless blush. Hinata did the logical thing anyone who knew Ino like she did would do.

She screamed and slammed the door.

Of course, because this was Ino she wasn't deterred in the slightest.

"Hinata! You open this door right now! I'm serious! Open up!" No answer. Ino sighed in exasperation. It was time to bring out the big guns.

"Hinata, darling…Open the door right this second or I'm calling Karin, and letting her have her way with you. I'm not kidding, I'm getting out my cell right n-"

The door flew open. Hinata stood there, glowering at her. Ino grinned.

"You know, Hinata dearest. It's very rude to slam doors in people's faces. And to only open it when said person says they won't unleash the wrath of Karin upon you, which I wasn't actually going to do by the way. It's too much torture to put on a single person."

"P-possibly. But I-I-'m not sure you qualify as a person, r-really. A demon m-maybe. With a habit of wearing s-slutty clothing. And don't l-lie, you totally would have d-done it."

Ino scowled. "You know, I'm really starting to hate the fact you don't act polite around me. Curse the day we decided to grow you a backbone."

This much was true. Straight after Karin had bonded with the Konoha girls (and Temari when she finally got off her lazy ass and came to visit) when she'd returned with Sasuke. (A long story in itself)They had made it their personal mission to get rid of Hinata's shyness for good. They had worked and worked until finally all their hard work had paid off. Hinata now, wasn't half the shy little girl she used to be. She could laugh, scream, flail, and gossip with the best of them.

The biggest payoff though, was that Hinata no longer took any abuse. From anyone. Verbal or otherwise. She could hold her own in a fight, and with her words could slice someone to ribbons. (A fact that Temari and Tenten were very proud of) Hinata though, hated to use her evil powers. She was still a sweet heart to everyone…Except of course, Ino when she interrupted Hinata's Saturday night..

"T-that's lovely Ino," Hinata leaned against the door frame. "But, you brought this upon yourself. N-now, If I may ask. What, are you d-doing here? Dressed l-like that no less, you look like a st-stripper."

"I only wish…Do you know how much those girls make?"

Hinata looked at her.

"Right." Ino coughed "Anyway, I'll explain after you let us in. It's freezing out here."

Hinata opened the door wider and stepped aside.

"Y-yes, of course Come right- wait…Us?"

Ino just smiled, put her pointer and pinky fingers to her lips, and gave a sharp whistle. Almost immediately Sakura, Tenten, Karin, and Temari appeared out of the darkness behind Ino and followed her into the house.

Hinata's eyes were as wide as saucers as she sputtered.

"W-wait! What? H-how? When? Where did you guys even c-come from? Oh, hi Temari I didn't know you were in town. Hello Tenten, Sakura, You all look nice this evening…all…dressed like…Ino…W-wait, INO! I thought you said you weren't going to call Karin!"

Ino grinned at sat herself on Sakura, who was currently sprawled out on the lazy-boy.

"HEY! Get off me pig! You're fat ass weighs more than Hannah Montana without that magic photoshop video cameras!"

"Please Forehead you weigh more than I do now shush I need to talk to Hinata!" Sakura 'tch'ed but didn't say anything else.

Ino then turned her Cheshire cat grin on Hinata, who in shrank back slightly. Ino was Damn fucking scary when she wanted to be.

"Now, as to your question, yes I did say I wasn't going to call Karin. But," Ino shrugged and grinned again. "I lied."

Hinata sighed and shock her head. It was usually best just to let Ino have her way.

"A-alright, I let you in, now, please tell me what's going on."

As if on cue, all five of the semi-scantily clad girls grinned. Hinata kind of wanted to go hide under her bed. She watched as Tenten, from behind her back, pulled a small bag which she proceeded to throw at Hinata. She caught it and looked inside.

There were clothes. Black, purple, navy and…revealing…exactly like the others were wearing.

In her size.

Hinata got a bad feeling in the pit of her stomach.

"W-what," Hinata swallowed, "What am I supposed to do with these?"

"Well, you see Hinata, honey," Sakura started her eyes bright and mischievous.

"In honour of your newly-found not-shy, spunky-confident-and-sometimes-bitchy-but-that's-okay-because-we-love-you self." Karin continued seeming to totally forget about how Hinata had dismayed that she was here.

"And the fact that Temari has finally found a way to get her blonde genius ass out here so we can be all together," Tenten added, throwing Temari a sly glance, who, in turn chucked a pillow at her head.

Temari chuckled softly at Tenten's flabbergasted expression, continuing to smile as she spoke.

"We decided, that we were going to do something together, and outing, if you will."

Hinata stared at them all slowly, for a moment before speaking.

"A-and what does this have to do with the clothes…?"

Ino grinned her Cheshire cat grinned again and Hinata mentally groaned. She had a feeling she was going to regret ever opening that door tonight.

"We, Hinata my darling, are going clubbing!"


So, that's Chapter one! What d'ya guys think? Review?

-Carly