Welcome one, welcome all! Yep, I heart Disney, and I heart Buffy and Charmed, so here is my strange story. Excuse spelling errors (if there are any) cuz my spell check is all messed up, and also it's late. NOTE: There is no slash in this! Nope, I don't do slash. So no Buffy/Phoebe stuff going on. okay, got it? Good. NOTE2: This story is not related to my "Dark Willow Vs. P3" story, cuz then the story lines would be all messed up. NOTE3: Speaking of storylines, this story takes place during Charmed Season 5, after the 100th episode, and during Buffy Season 6. NOTE4: I promise you, this is the last note. I'm sorry. I babble. Right. So. I don't explain how Buffy and Phoebe first met and became slayer/witch buddies, but oh well. I'm lazy and didn't feel like thinking that up. So just go with the flow, my furry friend. On with the darn story!!


"Paige?? Have you seen my black boots?" Phoebe Halliwell called out to her half sister from her closet. She frowned, sifting through her clothes, throwing them around her room madly. "Argh-where are they??"

"Uh-I dunno where they are." Paige hollered from her room.

"Could ya come here?" Phoebe shouted back, poking her head out from the closet, pulling a flimsy black skirt off her head.

Moments later Paige waltzed into the room. "What black boots are we talking about?" She asked.

Phoebe smirked, pointing at Paige's feet. "Those boots."

Paige looked down and grimaced. "Oh, oopsies. I....I was just taking them on a test drive.." She said, smiling sheepishly.

"Well, could ya maybe motor them off your feet?" Phoebe joked.

Paige laughed. "Sure thing, sis." Reaching down, she tugged the shiny black boots off and carefully placed them on Phoebe's bed.

"So, how've you been? Well, ya know, now that Cole is officially D-e-a-d?" She said, spelling out the word "dead".

"I've been...really great, actually. This trip to Disney Land is sure to help. Nothing better than a little therapy from Mickey Mouse himself," She said, grinning.

"It's cool that you're going with Buffy. I'll have to meet her sometime."

"Yeah, totally." Phoebe stood up and surveyed the mess that was her room. "Wow. I am so good."

Paige giggled. "You better clean up before Piper sees this mess. She'll wanna help out, and Ava said that Piper shouldn't be working too much, with the baby and all."

Phoebe sighed. "I guess so." She slowly got up from the wooden floor and began to pick up the clothing and shoes scattered about her room. "Now Paige, it's your job to watch over Piper since I'm leaving. I don't want her to be harmed, by demons or herself...." Phoebe drifted off, leaning down to grab a running sneaker from under her desk.

"Yeah, I know. I get stuck with Miss Hormonie Pregnant Lady, and you get Cinderella. How is this fair?" Paige teased.

"Hey! I'm not Miss Hormonie Lady all the time," Piper said, standing in the doorway with a wide grin on her face.

"Speak of the..." Paige faltered at Piper's mock look of warning. "....angel."

Phoebe got up, smoothing her light blue jean skirt. "Hey Piper. How are ya feeling?"

Piper patted her stomach, a warm smile on her face. "Pretty good. It helps that there are less demons around to vanquish. It lessens the stress." Piper looked around the still-cluttered room. "Pheebs, wow. I haven't seen your room this messy since, well....since you were a teenager. Do you need any help cleaning up?"

"Hah! I told you so!" Paige said, sticking her tongue out at Phoebe.

Phoebe chuckled, then turned to Piper. "You get your butt downstairs and rest, lady. Watch TV..relax....just hang out." She advised, turning back to a bundle of shirts on the floor. "I can clean my own mess alone, thank you very much. It gives me something to do. It's been really lackluster around here. Demon free, boyfriend free--therefore the lacking of lust."

Paige patted her sister on the shoulder in comfort. "Well, maybe you'll snag a hot guy at Disney, or meet a hunk down at Sunnydale when you pick up Buffy. And about the demon free thing, I would knock on wood." She strode over to Phoebe's desk and rapped on one of the shelves. "Remember Pheebs, demon free equals more of a normal life. And a normal life is good, right? You guys are always saying how you want a more normal life, and of late its been very very normal. So....so put a smile on your face!"

"Whoa. Words of wisdom coming from Paige. What twisted reality is this?" Phoebe joked.

(Later on)

Phoebe placed her infamous black boots into her carry-on bag and zipped it up tightly. "Walla!" She said proudly. She had cleaned her room and finished packing for the trip in less than thirty minutes. She beamed happily, and felt the unusual urge to jump up and down. This is gonna be so awesome---going to Disney, hanging out with Buffy....its been so long since I saw her last.

Unfortunately for Phoebe, she had no idea what was in store for her and the slayer at Disney Land. For at Disney, more than dreams and wishes can come true....


DUM DUM DUM!! Okay, yeah, I'm a dork. Anywho, I was pretty chipper (for once) when I was writing this chapter (it's my bday today!), so that's why the girls are chipper. I'll try to un-chipper them and put in some drama later on. So, righty then, if I don't update in the next century or so, it's cuz of school starting in a few days. Not just school, but High School. The horror! Yep, I'm wicked nervous. High School. tremble. I promise you I will update all of my stories soon, but I have to deal with the horror first. I'm currently writing the next chapter for "Blood Type". I'm kinda drawing a blank for "Dark Willow Vs. The Power of 3" thu. Well, if you have any ideas, pleaz leave a review, or IM me at: ChArMeD1vAlkYrie.....Love and skittles!