I don't own Brave Police: J-Decker, nor am I making any profit by writing this story.
Title: The Best
Rating: T
Warnings: Slash? Sexual Innuendo? ~_~
Summary: Set sometime after Deckerd recovers his memory: Things are tense with the arrival of Brave Police's newest member, Duke; and Power Joe and Gun-max seem to think a certain competition is needed to see just who's the better leader.
They were two of the more proper members of the group; strong, level-headed, compassionate and polite... How they found themselves standing at the front of the room, side by side under the scrutiny of the rest of Brave Police, remains a mystery.
"I think Deckerd is bigger."
"I dunno... Duke is pretty long; ya know, able to get to those hard to reach places."
Power Joe scratched his chin as he eyed each mech.
"Guys, this is a little much, huh?"
The power shovel scoffed and glared at the ninja; "It is necessary." He returned his attention to Deckerd and Duke, his optics darkening with wicked glee. Drill Boy sat anxiously on a nearby desk, watching and waiting for the final results, as well as keeping an eye on Yuuta's whereabouts.
"You two face each other! We need a side view."
The two did as they were told.
"Nope! I still think Deckerd is thicker... and it doesn't take much to get him up."
"So?" Gun-max approached the mechs. "Duke is harder."
"That's what she said!"
And it suddenly got very quiet as everyone stared in Drill Boy's direction. He laughed nervously and slunk off the desk, moving behind it so that he could use it as a makeshift barricade should his comrades become violent. Gun-max wrinkled his nose at the youth before going back to the topic at hand; "On second thought... Deckerd does know how to use a pair of handcuffs."
Duke's optics widened as he gaped at the biker. Gun-max returned the stare, the wink barely visible past the tinted visor. "So, that's what? 3 out of 4?" Power Joe inquired, moving to stand by his side. "I think so... And you know what that means? Deckerd is epic win."
Feel free to take that however you please.
