"Hello and welcome to Warriors Truth or Dare! I'm your host, Ashfur along with my co-hosts, Honeyfern, Sorreltail, and Thornclaw!" A pale gray tomcat padded on stage followed by a light brown tabby she-cat, a tortoiseshell and white she-cat, and a golden brown tabby tom. The audience of cats watching roared with applause.
"So first of all I'd like to say that this is the second time this show has returned to air, but the old hosts, Swiftwind, Gingerfur, Riverwhisker, and... whoever that fourth one was..." Thornclaw trailed off.
"Whoever that fourth cat was? Very nice, Thornclaw." Honeyfern sighed.
"Well do any of you remember the cat?!" Thornclaw questioned. The four eyed each other, silence for a good few seconds. Then they speak in unison:
"PEBBLESTEP!"
"Yeaaaaaah!" Thornclaw's mew was long and drawn out.
"Anyways, so this is basically a redo of the producer's old version from years ago, just new and updated." Sorreltail purred, her tail flicking side to side happily.
"Yeah, new and updated and not against the rules." Ashfur mumbled. Thornclaw laughed loudly, but the mother/daughter pair glared at both toms.
"What?" Ashfur asked indignantly.
"Never mind..." Sorreltail shook her head and sighed.
"So... what exactly are we going to do for this first episode?" Thornclaw asked.
"Well... seeing as the Truths and Dares are supposed to come from the fans, and we haven't got any fans yet..." Honeyfern stopped talking and flopped down.
"Good point." Ashfur groaned.
"Well... we're basically just using this episode as an announcement and hopefully we get people's attention." Sorreltail meowed. The others nodded.
"Yeah. So... basically what we do here is you fans send in a cat you want to see on the show along with Truth questions you want us to ask or Dares you want to see that cat do." Ashfur explained. Thornclaw nodded and continued.
"Yeah, we can have any cat, living or dead. Clan cat, kittypet, tribe cat... you name it."
"And we can ask them any question or ask them to do anything." Honeyfern added.
"Doesn't mean they'll do it though." Sorreltail groaned.
"But we'll try our best to get exactly what you want." Thornclaw mewed.
"We're here for your entertainment." Honeyfern nodded.
"Well... not US per say." Ashfur disagreed and gave himself a shake.
"We'll do stuff if that's what the fans want!" Sorreltail snipped.
"Yeah, don't you want the fans to be happy?" Honeyfern asked.
"What fans?" Ashfur growled.
"BE PATIENT. Geez..." Thornclaw hissed, leaving Ashfur grumbling incoherently.
"Anyways... so that's all for now. Tune in next time and we'll hopefully have some Truths and Dares to inflict on some unsuspecting cats..." Honeyfern giggled.
"Byeeee!" Sorreltail waved.
