(From the crazy mind of AgentJp. Hope you guys like this.)


Heinz Doofenshmirtz shot up in bed as soon as he first heard the crash of something hitting the floor. He slowly got up and shuffled out of his room cautiously. Poking his head out of the room, he quickly surveyed the area, seeing nothing but a light coming from his kitchen.

He walked calmly towards the kitchen, thinking it was Perry the Platypus, here for some kind of midnight snack. Then he heard the clomping of boots walk across the floor and his heart stopped. It wasn't Perry the Platypus.

He froze and listened some more. They sounded like feminine shoes, with the large heel. He was being robbed by a girl! He wasn't going to wait for her to leave. He grabbed one of his -inators and, not caring what it did, he burst into the kitchen, and got the surprise of his life.

Struggling to hold the object in my hands, I dropped one of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's plates onto the floor, smashing it to bits. I knew he would be in the kitchen before long. He only needed to-

I was frozen in place as a figure burst from now where, wielding a gun. I knew it was a bad idea from the start.


"Francis?!" cried Heinz. In his surprise, he dropped the -inator, which smashed into bits on the floor, not too far from the broken plate.

"Doofenshmirtz! I..uh.." Major Monogram stared at Heinz, a pair of small, almost invisible, pair of batteries in his hand.

Heinz was mad now. His enemy had broken into his home and for what?

"What are you doing in my kitchen?"

"I was..." he started.

"You know, as a matter of fact I don't care!" he said. "I just want you out of my-Wait, are those girl boots?" he asked.

Major Monogram blushed and tried to explain.

"They're not mine, uh, my wife mixed up my shoes and...Well would you look at the time, I must simply be going." he said and ran as fast as he could, which was kinda hard in heeled boots, and left Heinz in shock at the sight of his enemy in woman's footwear. He shook it off and returned to bed, hoping all of it to be just a weird dream.

"That was close," Monogram said as he got into his vehicle. "Why couldn't Carl have made the stupid cameras solar powered?" he asked himself. He looked at his shoes. "And I really need to get some new shoes." He sighed and drove back to HQ to return back to his night shift.


There you go. Hope you got some laughs from this. Tell me what you think, and if it was any good. Thanks for reading!