Legal disclaimers: Kim Possible, Shego & Dr. Drakken are the creations of Mark McCorkle and Bob Schooley, and those names are all trademarks of the Disney media organizations. Although use in this context is probably considered fair under parody law, just in case: this work was not created for profit, no money changed hands etc. Also, this story takes place at a time at which all characters shown should be considered to be over the legal age of 18.
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Over Middleton River - A KiGo song for the Holidays
by SHADO Commander (who's been a very naughty boy)
To the tune of Over the River and Through the Woods...
It's late Christmas Eve in Middleton,
The ground is covered with white,
The temp's near zero, but there's a hero,
Who's got a mission tonight!
So!
In through a transom and through some vents,
A certain redhead goes,
You see her goal, is to put some coal
In the stocking of Shego's!
But!
Inside the lair, waiting to pounce
A green villain lies in wait.
With a sneaky surprise, for Princess' eyes,
Oh, it's going to be great!
As!
Out of the airvents and down the halls,
That sly Kim Possible creeps;
To do what she's thinkin, she's got to slink in,
The place where Shego sleeps.
But!
Inside the bedroom, beneath the sheets,
Shego hears Kim in the hall,.
This villain super's, managed to dupe her,
Now she's in for a fall!
And!
In Shego's bedroom, our Kimmie stops,
The stocking she has found,
It's above the bed, right straight ahead;
So she leaps up with a bound…
But!
From beneath the covers Shego jumps,
And grabs her Pumpkin pie!
Kim's been outfake-ed, 'cause Shego's naked,
And now Kim's getting an eye-
Full!
From out of the closet, Kim's id does leap,
As Shego's lips claim her's!
All thoughts of Ron, are suddenly gone,
Because really she prefers…
Girls!
Off of Kim Possible, the clothes all fly,
As Shego gasps in delight!
'cause Kim's no prude, and now she's nude,
And planning to stay all night…
Long!
Now there may be some fans, who may deny,
That Kimmie might be gay,
But when off the show, it's all KiGo;
They do this each Saturday!
