The Long Engagment of Putting and Adrein Brody

The Peanist

Pudin n Ardiren Bordy met at a sexi ppl convenshin in Thailand. Valdimer Puddin walked up 2 arden and sed "Privviyetti". Putting replyed "Oh sexi ur speakrin mah langag." Than they did it in Puttinz airyplane that he used 2 putin (lol) out forrest fires. It was hot (lol get it, fires, hott).

The nex day, Valdemar woke up rly disfigurated. He felt violating bi Ardien an was evan constitutering sueing him for all da money Bordey made in Da Pianist. Dat was Pudding's favouriyt movie an it made him cry prime ministerialistic tears depressdly. Butt than Adran woke up an looked in2 Puten's eyes.

"Good mourning sunshine" said Adriyen like Jesus once said 2 love every 1.

"I can take it anymore Adrin" said Vledmur cryin tears lyke wen he watched Peenist. "Arderian Bordi will u marry my Russiang ass, I love you."

"Shit ya" said Ardem Broad in Polish.

"But we must make u a girl bcuz da pubic wont let me hunt shirt les in the woods if Im ghey" mormoned pytin.

"Cool I always want 2 be a girl" said Arden his eyes flash like a milkshake. "U can call meh Derzyanaranaina."

"Dat soundz like da svedanitya" said Veldamr "It's pretty, u will b e Dezyranenainana Vyacheslevovna Putting" Putren mentioned.

"An we will engag for a long time"