How to Annoy Stefan Salvatore
Tell him that Damon turned Elena
Take his ring away from him
Tell him Elena jumped off a cliff
Tell him that Elena doesn't love him
Give him some proper clothes
Tell him that Elena really is Katherine
Douse him in Elena's blood
Put a little pit of human blood on his clothes
Tell him he smells (can vampire's sweat?)
Make him drink human blood
Make him fight Damon for the love of Elena
Give him a stake for his Birthday
Read his diary (oh, sorry Journal)
Burn the picture of Katherine (I mean he doesn't need it. Elena is her doppelganger and she is alive. Why would he need the picture? Lol)
Give him a pet and see how long it lasts (no animal cruelty intended.)
