How to Annoy Stefan Salvatore

Tell him that Damon turned Elena

Take his ring away from him

Tell him Elena jumped off a cliff

Tell him that Elena doesn't love him

Give him some proper clothes

Tell him that Elena really is Katherine

Douse him in Elena's blood

Put a little pit of human blood on his clothes

Tell him he smells (can vampire's sweat?)

Make him drink human blood

Make him fight Damon for the love of Elena

Give him a stake for his Birthday

Read his diary (oh, sorry Journal)

Burn the picture of Katherine (I mean he doesn't need it. Elena is her doppelganger and she is alive. Why would he need the picture? Lol)

Give him a pet and see how long it lasts (no animal cruelty intended.)