Well, this is my first fanfiction. Delightful. The first chapter of the fanfic contains Naruto's theme song, written to the tune of Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack". I highly reccomend that you listen to this song before reading this, even if you've heard it before, just to get the rhythym down so you can read the story in tune. There are several copies on YouTube.
Here's a guide to the italics, bolds, and parantheses:
Italic + Bold = Bridge
Just Italic = Verse
Just Bold = Chorus
In Parentheses = Back-Up Singers
And that's the Author's note, dude. Enjoy the first chapter, and hang loose.
I'm bringin' Sasuke back!
(Yeah)
Orochimaru don't know how to act!
(Yeah)
So turn around and let me kick your back!
(Yeah)
Use my Kyuubi and pick up the slack!
(Bring it to the bridge!)
Demon fox!
You see them whiskers, look like chicken pox!
I'll kick your tails, if you give me socks!
It's just that nothin' else is such a fox!
(Bring it to the chorus!)
Go 'head, ninja,
(Go 'head, get Sasuke)
Kick their rear end,
(Go 'head, get Sasuke)
VIP!
(Go 'head, get Sasuke)
Jutsu on me,
(Go 'head, get Sasuke)
Let me see how much Chakra ya got,
(Go 'head, get Sasuke)
Look at all those shadow clones!
(Go 'head, get Sasuke)
You make me grimace,
(Go 'head, get Sasuke)
I'm happy that's finished,
Go bring Sasuke back!
(Go 'head, go get him)
Go bring Sasuke back!
(Go 'head, go get him)
Go bring Sasuke baaaaaaaaack!
(Go 'head, go get him)
Go bring Sasuke back!
(Go 'head, go get him)
Go bring Sasuke back!
(Go 'head, go get him)
Go bring Sasuke back!
(Go 'head, go get him)
Go bring Sasuke baaaaaaaaack!
(Go 'head, go get him)
Go bring Sasuke back!
(Go 'head, go get him)
I brought Sasuke back!
(Yeah)
He wasn't very happy about that!
(Yeah)
He tried many times to kick my ass!
(Yeah)
But I used my Kyuubi and picked up the slack!
(Yeah)
Sasuke Uchiha!
Your Tsukuyomi, yeah that hurt a lot!
But I was strong, no I didn't drop!
Kyuubi didn't try to give me socks!
She gave me Chakra, yeah that helped a lot!
You did it, Ninja!
(You got Sasuke)
Kicked their rear end,
(You got Sasuke)
He's now in jail,
(You got Sasuke Sasuke)
And you're a Chuunin,
(You got Sasuke)
Brought Sasuke back!
(Go 'head, You did it!)
Brought Sasuke back!
(Go 'head, You did it!)
Brought Sasuke baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
(Go 'head, You did it!)
Brought Sasuke back!
(Go 'head, You did it!)
Brought Sasuke back!
(Go 'head, You did it!)
Brought Sasuke back!
(Go 'head, You did it!)
Brought Sasuke baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
(Go 'head, You did it!)
Brought Sasuke back!
(Go 'head, You did it!)
I brought Sasuke back!
Kakashi sighed as he watched The Leaf's newest Chuunin from his perch atop a birch tree, video camera clutched loosely in his left hand hand. Apparently, his former student had written a 'song', and was giving a 'concert' to various wild flowers on an abandoned training field, with absolutely no knowledge that his former teacher was watching. Although he had never had the opportunity to hear the ninja sing, Kakashi had never had much faith in the boy's singing skills.
This definitely did not give him much more faith. Quite the opposite.
Kakashi smirked, and his visible eye glinted.
"Time for NinjaTube," He whispered deviously.
