A Trip to NewGamerleans
By: The King Of Shrooms (drug)
Chapter 1:
Charles woke up on a normal day. Fully anticipating and expecting to go to work 9-5 and come home to rest and eat before he started his daily stream. But on this day, there was someone lurking in the shadows. This person was planing something nefarious, something diabolical for .
Charles finished his shower and said in a frivolous tone , "Alright it's time for a wonderful breakfast." Unknowing of the noxious concoction that awaited him in his orange juice. He started eating, the toast he was eating was very dry so he grabbed the carton of O.J. Then carefully poured a glass of the orange liquid and took a mighty swig.
After his breakfast he brushed his teeth and began to put on his shoes; but, whilst tying the right shoe laces, began to feel a little queazy. The childish man then ran to the bathroom, stripped off his pants, and began to take the most bowel ranching shit ever.
Charles moaned,"I knew that, that was a rancid chorizo burrito last night!" Then he abruptly fell off the toilet and passed out.
