A/N: it was 4am okay don't look at me

Once upon a time there was a deemon hunter man and his best fren who the hunter guy wanted to be in lesbians with.

Dean sat on a couch as he watched some shitty twilight zone rerun. Some guy with hipster glasses who liked books or something. "Meh" he said as the credit rolled, trying to grab yhe remote but he couldnt reach it. "cAS?"

"Hello den" the angle said, his voice like a drinker batman. "Waht so you need?"

The demin hunter blushed at his Bruce Wayne complex. Oh god he hot, he thought to himself. "I need the remote."

Cas felt a hella fucking gay feeling wash over him as he saw daens emerld green eyes starin at him like the princess he is. "Can'tu get rthe remote yourself?" Sassy Cassy asked.

"cas I swer to god."

"Dean if god even cared we wouldn't have gonec to purgetory"

"Then you should be god." Dean said, that dumb way his blu eyes squint making him hot with desire.

"Ya an look how that turned out las time." Csatiel moved his jaw in an even dumber way cause now he was super hot n spicy.

"Say what you wanf you'd be a god in bed I bet" dena said suvgrstively and now he had a raging boner. Cas didn't have one because gay angels don't have dicks fuck u nico but he would've had one if he was human.

"Dean what ru saying here?"

"Don make me say it I have daddt issues and Im an insecure." Dean Princesster shook his head.

"You lil shit are you sYing you lov e me"

"Maybe."

Time skip they had sex to Bastille.

And they all lived happily ever after including Sam Moosechester who wasn't mentioned yet in this fucking gay as fuck story.