D=John Doggett
SK=Walter Skinner
R=Monica Reyes
H= PJ Hasham
P=Jo Parish
J=Evan Jones
C=Tom Croydon
M=Fox Mulder
K=Alvin Kersche
S=Dana Scully
G= Tess Galagher
St=Ben Stewart
Dogget Land 5.45 am
It's a bright, sunny morning in the Doggett house, where there is only one Doggett member, Agent John Doggett. Beep Beep Beep. D: Morning Already? I just went to bed John went and sat on his lounge. D: Hey what is that? Oooo i know what it is, its my favourite picture of Monica. Oh no, I forgot! Meeting this morning with Skiner at 6 am! Have to go.
FBI Headquarters 6.05 am
D: Morning Monica, Scully. Morning Skinner. SK: You're late Agent Doggett. D: Sorry Sir Skinner, 5 mins SK: I have a case, John. I want you and Scully. Monica I want you to get Brad. J: I don't think that is such a good idea. SK:Why not, John? D: She is MY partner. R: Don't worry, we will have fun. D: Thats what im scared of. Anyway skinner, what is this case? SK: We need you to reclaim William. Scully feels that she made a big mistake and she wants him back. D: Is this true, Agent Scully? S: Yes, Mulder would want William and I to be together. D: Well how do we get him back? S: Well if we knew that we wouldn't be sitting here, would we, Dog-get? D: Well I didn't know that, Wal-ter Skin-ner. R: Stop it, both of you. Stop being so insensitive. D: Ooooh your turning into a Scully, making a SPEECH S: Hey are you paying me out? D:Yes, it took you that long to figure it out! M: Stop it, all of you. K:What the hell is going on in here, I can hear you from my office! All of you just sort it out. In the next 5 minutes.
Still in the FBI Headquarters, Still fighting 7.45 am
K: Okay, you guys suck, Im sending in friends of mine to help you.
Still at the FBI Headqurters! 8.40 am
K: Doggett, Scully, Reyes, Skinner. I would like you to meet PJ Hasham, Jo Parish, Ben Stewart, Evan Jones, Tess Gallagher and Tom Croydon. R: Hi, how are you? H: Good P: Fine, how are you. S: Not good, please find William. I love William. I need him. D: SPEECH S: Okay, I'll shut up. SK: Okay, PJ, I want you to go with Doggett and Scully. Monica you and Brad go with the rest of them. Any questions? P: Yes, what kind of a name is Walter Skinner and is it true that you lost your dick in a war? ALL: JO, SHUT UP! S: Can we please go find William yet? SK: Okay, Doggett and your group, go blow up the adoption agency and steal the files of where William is. Brad, you and your group go turn Kershce into a pancake or somthing.
Back at the FBI Headquarters 10.30 am
SK: Agent Dogget, you blew up the wrong thing! I thought you knew the difference between the adoption agancy and the Hollywood sign! D: It was all PJs fault. R: Who cares, now we have two problems. Theres William, of course, and... oooh there is the fact that now instead of Hollywood, the sign says HO WOOD !!! D: Shut up, Monica. R: Fuck you, John. D: No but I'll fuck you, Monica. R: Okay John, lets go. S: PJ? H: Yes, Scully? S: Lets go home and have some fun. H: Like Doggett and Monica? S: Yes that kind of fun. H: Cool, Lets go.
Scullys Apartment, Georgetown 1.35 pm
Mulder walks in.
S: Where have you been for the last year? M: With Gibson. S: You found William! M: Yep. Who is that? S: Thats PJ. Don't worry I love YOU, Mulder. Lets go. M: Okay Scully.
And Monica and Doggett are still at it ...with a little help from Skinner! Hey they have stopped now. Yes you need to eat sometime.
Dogget Land 5.45 am
It's a bright, sunny morning in the Doggett house, where there is only one Doggett member, Agent John Doggett. Beep Beep Beep. D: Morning Already? I just went to bed John went and sat on his lounge. D: Hey what is that? Oooo i know what it is, its my favourite picture of Monica. Oh no, I forgot! Meeting this morning with Skiner at 6 am! Have to go.
FBI Headquarters 6.05 am
D: Morning Monica, Scully. Morning Skinner. SK: You're late Agent Doggett. D: Sorry Sir Skinner, 5 mins SK: I have a case, John. I want you and Scully. Monica I want you to get Brad. J: I don't think that is such a good idea. SK:Why not, John? D: She is MY partner. R: Don't worry, we will have fun. D: Thats what im scared of. Anyway skinner, what is this case? SK: We need you to reclaim William. Scully feels that she made a big mistake and she wants him back. D: Is this true, Agent Scully? S: Yes, Mulder would want William and I to be together. D: Well how do we get him back? S: Well if we knew that we wouldn't be sitting here, would we, Dog-get? D: Well I didn't know that, Wal-ter Skin-ner. R: Stop it, both of you. Stop being so insensitive. D: Ooooh your turning into a Scully, making a SPEECH S: Hey are you paying me out? D:Yes, it took you that long to figure it out! M: Stop it, all of you. K:What the hell is going on in here, I can hear you from my office! All of you just sort it out. In the next 5 minutes.
Still in the FBI Headquarters, Still fighting 7.45 am
K: Okay, you guys suck, Im sending in friends of mine to help you.
Still at the FBI Headqurters! 8.40 am
K: Doggett, Scully, Reyes, Skinner. I would like you to meet PJ Hasham, Jo Parish, Ben Stewart, Evan Jones, Tess Gallagher and Tom Croydon. R: Hi, how are you? H: Good P: Fine, how are you. S: Not good, please find William. I love William. I need him. D: SPEECH S: Okay, I'll shut up. SK: Okay, PJ, I want you to go with Doggett and Scully. Monica you and Brad go with the rest of them. Any questions? P: Yes, what kind of a name is Walter Skinner and is it true that you lost your dick in a war? ALL: JO, SHUT UP! S: Can we please go find William yet? SK: Okay, Doggett and your group, go blow up the adoption agency and steal the files of where William is. Brad, you and your group go turn Kershce into a pancake or somthing.
Back at the FBI Headquarters 10.30 am
SK: Agent Dogget, you blew up the wrong thing! I thought you knew the difference between the adoption agancy and the Hollywood sign! D: It was all PJs fault. R: Who cares, now we have two problems. Theres William, of course, and... oooh there is the fact that now instead of Hollywood, the sign says HO WOOD !!! D: Shut up, Monica. R: Fuck you, John. D: No but I'll fuck you, Monica. R: Okay John, lets go. S: PJ? H: Yes, Scully? S: Lets go home and have some fun. H: Like Doggett and Monica? S: Yes that kind of fun. H: Cool, Lets go.
Scullys Apartment, Georgetown 1.35 pm
Mulder walks in.
S: Where have you been for the last year? M: With Gibson. S: You found William! M: Yep. Who is that? S: Thats PJ. Don't worry I love YOU, Mulder. Lets go. M: Okay Scully.
And Monica and Doggett are still at it ...with a little help from Skinner! Hey they have stopped now. Yes you need to eat sometime.
