Dog-Chan is but a tiny little baby puppy girl, she loved her dogs, she always would, she never ever thought one of her puppies would bring her a magical liquid!

Dog-Chan began drinking the magical liquid, it was a bottle of piss, it was yellow, yellow! Dog-Chan then felt dizzy because she started to down a bunch of alcohol because dogs like to get crunked, crunk it up! Crunk it up Dog-Chan! Dog-Chan gets drunk for a little tiny baby strawberry girl that is like nine, Dog-Chan laughs so hard and breaks one of her dogs' arms because who knows why?

Dog-Chan is an intense little baby dog girl after all! Dog-Chan rolls around on the floor because she's heck of hardcore, she does the hardcore thing, so, so hardcore, everything goes so quiet, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle worm... wobble...