Daleks and the Sickitus
This story is about 4 dalek's who end up being very ill ENJOY
This story was written by Lauren Scorah (lozza1989) and Hale Roe (haleroe)
This story starts off in a town called stumpy man sausage where 4 dalek share a house together they have been out the pub the previous night and are hung over
Dalek 1 is in the bog throwing up
Dalek 1; oh I feel like shit today why did get BLEUGH so pissed last night I feel terrible
Dalek 2 : my mouth tastes like wet granny underwear
Dalek 1: pass me a sick bucket one of you's please BLLLEEEUUURRRGGGHHH
Dalek 3; of you goober you have been sick on my Nintendo Wii now you must lick it off or I will exbleurghminate you
Dalek 1 does so but then mistakes dalek 2 butt for a bucket and throws up on him
Dalek 2 : I am not hung-over I have sickitus all over me
Dalek 3: oh why do we have sickitus
Dalek 1: because we drank some old mouldy wee wee juice at the pub last night and it has made u ill BLLLEEUURRRGGHH
Dalek 2 oh right bleurgh (passes out)
Dalek 3: what a dork bleurgh
Dalek 2: I'm ok now you hairy arse
Dalek 1: thank the dalek god (begins praying)
Dalek 3: thank the dalek empire for this bleurgh sickitus
Dalek 2: shall we send him a sick bucket full of sick for him to remember us by if we drown in our own sick
Dalek 1: good idea (vomits in 200 buckets)
Dalek 3: we said 1 bucket now you have to eat the rest and any buckets we fill in the meantime as punishment
Dalek 1 mutters swear words about the other daleks under his breath saying they are all puffers will tiny dalek 'guns'
