Daaamn~ Llama! Back at it again with another story without finishing the other ones! This though, technically isn't a story. this is where I will put all my dark!Tsuna and dark!Giotto one-shots now because if I don't, then they will overrun everything else. All stories here will be nothing but dark, sexy, smutty mafia bossu~ I will also take request here! I also at the moment have more things that need to be posted! If you have a request just drop it off and I'll write it because dark!fics are my cocaine.
This was the perfect gift.
Tsuna couldn't wait for Kagome to taste the stew he had made for him. It had taken him all day to gather the ingredients and lets be honest, cooking isn't Tsunayoshi's forte. Luckily, the kitchen only caught on fire twice and Lambo only suffered 2nd degree burns. Nothing major, an everyday occurrence in the Sawada household.
Stew wasn't the only thing Tsuna had for Kagome. Today, Tsunayoshi was going to give Kagome his heart. . .figuratively. They'd know each other basically since they were out of the room, and Tsuna couldn't help but notice that as Kagome grew older, more people seemed to drift towards the boy. Not in the friendly Yamamoto way either, more the Gokudera stalker-ish way.
Especially this one girl.
Tsuna couldn't help but notice how this girl seemed to always be hovering over Kagome. Always trying to walk him to school, or trying to eat lunch with him. As if she belonged among him. She didn't though. She would never belong in Kagome's world and she would never belong by Kagome's side. That was reserved solely for Tsuna.
Not some fucking whore who's only talent was spreading her legs and lacking a gag reflex.
Her name was Asami. In the eyes of everyone, she was a lovely girl with bright eyes and even brighter red hair. She was always kind and sweet to everyone. Constantly she would buzz around trying to help as many people as she could, always trying to win their approval. Whether she was making snacks for the entire class, or staying late and tutoring students who needed extra help. But under that sweeter than honey mask she wore was something rotten, and Tsuna could smell it.
Tsuna knew that when ever she was with her little entourage she spent her time tearing people down, scheming so that she could claw her way to the top with the least effort. She was the a cute klutz everyone adored and a master of backhanded compliments. "Accidentally" spilling her lunch on a girl, or gushing about how this was the cutest the girl had looked in a while was what she majored in. Her sweet and pure exterior was nothing but a facade and Tsuna had no problem seeing through that, but she didn't matter anymore. She even still claimed to be a virgin and she was at least truthful about that. Popping your black cherry still qualified you as a virgin. But that didn't matter as Tsuna had easily found a way to deal with the troublesome female.
Tsuna's musings were curtailed as he finally reached a familiar door. Without even knocking, Tsuna walked in, not at all surprised to find Kagome lazing on the couch stuffing his mouth with chips and gazing at some mind-numbing show on the TV.
"Eh? Tsuna, what're you doing here?"
Smiling slightly, Tsuna didn't answer instead making his way to Kagome's kitchen humming a soft tune to himself. Kagome's mother was off visiting a sick relative and Souta was on a three day field trip leaving Kagome all alone. This just made everything so much better. Tonight it was just going to be them and no one else to get in the way.
"Giving me cold shoulder, isn't that usually my thing?" Kagome chirped, dancing around Tsuna like a leaf in a storm stopping only to paw at Tsuna and the pot," you brought food? That's so sweet!"
"I also brought you a present." Tsuna replied knowing it would kindle Kagome's fierce curiosity.
"Ah~, a gift! Gimme!"
By now, Kagome was almost desperately pawing at Tsuna, hoping that maybe if he disturbed the boy enough the gift would appear out of thin air and levitate into his hands. The most he managed was to slightly irritate Tsuna, who easily caught the other boy's hands and sternly placed them back at Kagome's sides where they belonged.
"You can have it after dinner, but if you don't stop now, you'll never get."
Tsuna was pleased to see Kagome vigorously nod his head and quickly sit at the table waiting to be served. Tsuna gave an affectionate sigh as Kagome stared at him doggedly, silently hurrying the brunette so that he could receive his present. His beloved, always eager to please and be rewarded at the drop of a hat.
Setting two bowls on the table, Tsuna hummed as he filled them up to the brim. He wanted Kagome to eat as much as he could, he had made this stew especially for him after all, so it was only right that the blue eyed boy ate until he was bursting at the seams. Tsuna would make sure to enjoy his portion just as much as Kagome.
"Wow, Tsu-kun!" Kagome exclaimed after taking his first bite," the stew you usually make is just brown water with chunks of meat floating in it, but this is amazing. I mean, I can't even! It's perfectly spiced and this meat is delicious! What kind of meat is it? Is it pork? Cause it kind of has a porky taste to it! AH~, it doesn't matter as long as its delicious!" kagome gushed as he began to shovel more food in his mouth.
Chuckling, Tsuna tasted his dish and Kagome was right, it was delicious, then again, Tsuna had worked hard to make it. He had chosen only the best vegetables and even went as far as to get Reborn to import the spices for him. And the meat. . .well it was easy to secure, but cooking it properly proved to be quite difficult and he couldn't make any mistakes. He had to treat it as if it was a rare truffle, in fact, the only one of it's kind.
"I can't specifically tell you what kind of meat I used since it's a secret, but I can give you a few hints. I can be found almost anywhere and everywhere. Most people don't ever think about eating me, but there are always a choice few. My fur is redder than blood and my eyes are brighter than stars. What am I?"
Kagome paused, tapping his spoon against his chin in thought. It could be found almost anywhere and most people don't think about eating it. Fur redder than blood and eyes brighter than stars. . .
"Tsu-kun. . .are you feeding me Clifford the big red dog?"
". . ."
Kagome pouted as Tsuna gave him a blank stare. The only animal he knew with red fur and bright eyes was the large cartoon dog and the occasional designer dog he'd see being paraded down the street. Other than that, he had no idea what it could be. Probably some weird animal that lived on Mars and only Reborn knew about. Kagome wouldn't admit it in the presence of the baby, but he found the child to be extremely creepy with those soulless black eyes of his.
Wiping his mouth, Kagome pushed away from the table and practically skipped over to Tsuna. He couldn't wait anymore, he had to see what the brunette had brought him! if he didn't see it soon, he would exploded!
"You're just that excited, aren't you?" Tsuna asked, standing up and heading to the living room where a plain white box sat innocently on the coffee table. Though he didn't show it, Tsuna was as excited as Kagome, maybe even more so. This was going to be the best present that the onyx haired boy would have ever received. He just knew!
Placing the pristine box in Kagome's hands, Tsuna kept his hand on the lid so that the overzealous boy in front of him didn't immediately rip it off.
"Higurashi Kagome, I'd like to present you with my heart."
Lifting the lid, Tsuna's gaze was intense as he watched Kagome's face freeze as he stared at his present. Kagome's face was frozen in an expression of bemusement that was swiftly morphing into something akin to horror.
"Ts-tsuna, w-what is this?"
"Such a silly question. It's my heart, well, it a heart, but I feel as though it still carries the same meaning." Tsuna responded, a look of apathy on his face. Flat tawny eyes meet fearful opalescent blue in stand-off. Tsuna couldn't help but be a bit miffed that Kagome was treating his, excuse the pun, heartfelt gift with such revulsion. It was almost enough to leave him heartbroken.
"Tsuna this can't be your heart, your heart is in your chest! Who does this belong to!?" Kagome nearly screamed dropping the box and shrieking as it touch his foot.
Rolling his eyes, Tsuna picked the cold organ up, holding it in his hand as if it was a rock and not something that people needed to live.
"I'll give you a hint. Everyone finds me sweeter than I actually am. At school I can usually be found around you. My hair is redder than blood and my eyes brighter than stars. Who am I?"
Kagome's eyes narrowed until they became slits. Kagome only knew two people with red hair and one of them was Tsuna's best friend and he was pretty sure that this wasn't his heart, so that only left one other.
"T-th-that's Asami's heart. Y-you put he-her heart in a box, just so you could give it to me! How could you! You're sick! You're a monst-"
Kagome stopped as Tsuna's riddle repeated itself in his head. This one sounded extremely similar to the riddle from before when they were eating. . .
Who am I?
