ReaRea's Teeange Game of DOOM
Somewhat co-written by Darlene-Ala-Mode. My list is:
1. I Never
2. Suck and Blow
3. Blind Date
4. Guess Who
5. Truth or Dare
LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP!
Disclaimer: If I owned Making Fiends, that show would be two different shades of messed up. I do not own Donnay or Xav, but I do own Josiah and Mig.
"Hey, everyone!" says a dirty blond girl with a short sleeved purple shirt with orange writing on it that said "Jane's Addiction," a long black and white sleeved shirt underneath it, and blue jeans.. "My name is ReaRea Rabbit, but you may call me ReaRea or Rea, whichever works. Welcome to my version of TEENAGE GAMES! It's like Darlene's, but probably more… Crueler."
"Let's met our contestants!" A curtain opens up and there are flashing lights. They are from left to right: Charlotte, Vendetta, Marvin, Malachi, Mort, Marion, Maggie, Chardonnay, Xavier, Migdalia, Josiah and… Michael Jackson?
"Woah! Who let Wacky Jacky in?" ReaRea asked in anger. "Whatever… Anyway, our first game is 'I Never.' Who here HAS NOT played 'I Never?'"
Everyone but Michael Jackson raises their hands. "Hee hee! OW!"
"Mr. Jackson, if you do not shut up, I will remove you…" Charlotte giggled. "Okay kids, we're playing it with VODKA!"
"Uh, Miss Rabbit?"
"WHAT BILL? Can't you see I'm workin' here?"
"These kids are under aged, they can't drink vodka."
"So?"
"If you kill them, what's the point of this game show?"
"UHM… Well, we can always torture the people in the 'Naruto' section?"
"Do you KNOW how many of these are in that section?"
"Point well taken, Billy." ReaRea sighed and turned back to the victims--- I MEAN CONTESTANTS. "Okay, instead of VODKA, we're playing with… Crush Orange Soda. GET IN A CIRCLE!"
The contestants did as they were told. "Now, here is the rules, someone will say something like 'I've never kissed a fire hydrant,' and if that applies to you, you take a drink."
"CAN I GO FIRST?" ReaRea's eyes shifted toward the hyper blue girl.
"I really don't give a censored."
"MISS RABBIT! You can't say that on LIVE TELEVISION!"
"CENSORED YOU, TED, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!" Charlotte giggled. "Have fun!"
Charlotte sat there and looked at her fellow contestants. "This is going to be fun! I've never… I'VE NEVER LIKED STRAWBERRIES!"
Migdalia and Michael Jackson took a drink.
"Your turn, Vendetta!"
"I've never wanted to be on this STUPID show." Michael and Charlotte drank.
"This is pointless," Maggie said. "Isn't this supposed to be revealing?"
"Then, you reveal something about yourself!" Xavier screamed.
"I've never kissed a girl, there!" Mort, Michael, Marvin, and Xavier took a drink.
"Oh! I have one! I've never skipped class to go make out in the halls!" Xavier and Chardonnay took a drink and everyone just stared in awe.
"DONNAY! You naughty girl!" Migdalia giggled.
"Damn, Xav." Xavier flipped off Mort.
"I've never kissed a boy…" Michael Jackson, Malachi and Marvin took a drink.
"WHAT THE CENSORED, MARVIN?"
"Malachi?" Josiah signed.
"WE WERE DRUNK OKAY?"
"I, uhm… I've never gone past first base?" Michael, Malachi and Marvin took another shot.
"GROSS!" Michael licked his lips.
"So… You boys like…"
"NO!"
"I've never had a crush on Charlotte." Marion looked at Marvin as he took a shot.
"Why are we all picking on ME?"
"Because you slept with MALACHI!" Maggie yelled.
"I did not sleep with him!"
"HOW FAR DID YOU GO?"
"…Third base?" Everyone began to gag. Xavier turned to Chardonnay.
"They were drunk for ONE NIGHT and they got to third! I've been dating you a year now, and I haven't seen you shirtless!"
"WOAH! Too much information!" Marion sat there, sipping her soda in silence as everyone began to yell.
"VIER! You promised you wouldn't bring that up!"
"I am fifteen goddam years old! I have been dating you for a year, almost two, and I haven't seen anything naked yet! I AM A MAN, DAMMIT!"
"WELL KEEP LOOKING AT THAT PLAYBOY IF YOU'RE GOING TO CENSORED ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP!"
"I cannot BELIEVE you went to third base with Malachi!"
"I WAS DRUNK!"
"That is SO not an excuse!" Maggie yelled.
"WHY DO YOU CARE?"
"I DON'T!"
"You know Maggie," Marvin began. "You care an awful lot about Malachi."
"YOU DIDN'T!"
"Oh yes I did!"
"For the last time I will not kiss thee!"
"Oh come on, little boy!"
"This is stupid," Josiah signed to Migdalia.
"Amen, Chico."
"What's third base?" Everyone, except Charlotte and Marion, who were chatting about nothing, had ceased all conversations. They looked over at Vendetta.
"Uh…" There was a long silence.
"Yeah!" Charlotte agreed.
"Well, uh…"
"Would you like me to show you, little girl?" ReaRea stormed out from back stage, screaming about something.
"MR. JACKSON!"
"Well, sorry if I try to enlighten the children!"
"I am so making sure they never let you back on!" Rea pulled out a gun.
"OH MY GOD!" Everyone except Charlotte screamed. ReaRea pulled the trigger and shot Michael Jackson.
"Oh censored," she screamed. "I KILLED MJ!"
"Oh, look what you did now!"
"Censored off, Ted!"
"Look, Rea," Ted ran out on stage and began to comfort her. "We'll take care of this okay? You just keep running the game show; we'll take care of the body."
"O-okay." ReaRea sniffed. Ted and Bill dragged the body off the stage and ReaRea turned to the contestants. "O-o-okay, continue p-p-p-playing."
"This game is STUPID."
"Then tune in n-n-n-next time f-f-f-for 'Suck and Blow.'" The camera cut, but you could her loud crying.
Well, that went NO WHERE.
Oh God, did I dare go near a Marvin/Malachi pairing? I guess they were drunk, so it doesn't matter.
More… organized thoughts in the next chapter. PLEASE SEND IN YOUR TRUTHS OR DARES!
Character: (Canon Character or OC)
Truth or Dare?: EXPLAIN HERE PLEASE.
