This was originally my own rap but I want to spread.

Disclaimer: i do not own the boondocks. i own the rap. But not the characters.


Riley

"Riley, we all know you don't know how to rap" he says to me.

"Yea I can. I'll prove it"

"Ok then start."

The names that are in this game

They've all reach the fame

But that was before I came

I came and made em all lame

Well not all

And I don't mean to call

Them out

I'm just making these people shout

Like the spout

Just popped in there face

And that just the case

So I lace

Up like I'm getting ready for a big race

And the others just can't keep to my pace

There just running circles in this chase

Might as well just stay in place

And spray the mace

Just stay while I'll take over your base

And while I'm at it I'll spit in your face

So just stay and wait

While I run all the way to mile eight

And I just ate

And I guess this is just my fate

While ya'll are just late

I got four records while ya'll are still on your fist mix tape

I'm superman without a cape

Your rhymes are sticky like tape

Or like cum

But that won't be fun

Cause this rap is not done

Ya'll will just be shunned

I'll leave you all just stunned

This world weighs a ton

Cause I got the whole world on my shoulders

And it can't get any colder

This road is fucking freezing

And I know that that sounds cheesy

But I respect em all

Like Reezy and Jeezy and Yezzy and Drezzy and Weezy

They make it seem so easy

They make it sound fucking breezy

In these raps that they spit

But they just kid

They just do that to get money

But they know life ain't no land of milk and honey

Ha, its kind of funny

I make it sound like they dummies

But they really smart

In fact, they off the charts

You gotta be to make these raps

But now all they do is bust caps

Yeah there raps are phat

But the life they live is crap

All they do is drink from the tap

While they tap all these hoes

They don't know they making all these foes

But this is the life that they chose

They have to be on there toes

Cause hey, you never know

The life that they live really blows

Cause when you get shot your like woah

But that's what they gotta do to make some dough

I leave you dumbstruck like homer doh

Man I just got sued by fox for copying they show

My lines are so bright they glow

But this ain't about my lines that are so dope

Man it's all about the hope

I wish everybody could cope

I wish there wasn't no beef

So we could all keep our own teeth

We need some change

But I don't wanna be trapped in this cage

So I just wanna turn the page

I wanna get rid of all this rage

Cause I'm magical like a mage

This rap explains the hard life

That makes you turn to the knife

And it isn't nice

It makes you feel like you're a sacrifice

Makes you wanna be quiet like mice

Makes u feel small like lice

What rap does is entice

And then it makes you turn to drugs

It makes you feel like luck's

Changed sides on you

It makes you feel blue

So what do you do?

You end up having no clue

And you know that it's true

It'll have you all sitting on these pews

And I ain't got anything against Jews

If anything, they the lucky few

And these are the things rap do to you

And if you want to boo

Fuck you

"Damn" he says in astonishment.