This was originally my own rap but I want to spread.
Disclaimer: i do not own the boondocks. i own the rap. But not the characters.
Riley
"Riley, we all know you don't know how to rap" he says to me.
"Yea I can. I'll prove it"
"Ok then start."
The names that are in this game
They've all reach the fame
But that was before I came
I came and made em all lame
Well not all
And I don't mean to call
Them out
I'm just making these people shout
Like the spout
Just popped in there face
And that just the case
So I lace
Up like I'm getting ready for a big race
And the others just can't keep to my pace
There just running circles in this chase
Might as well just stay in place
And spray the mace
Just stay while I'll take over your base
And while I'm at it I'll spit in your face
So just stay and wait
While I run all the way to mile eight
And I just ate
And I guess this is just my fate
While ya'll are just late
I got four records while ya'll are still on your fist mix tape
I'm superman without a cape
Your rhymes are sticky like tape
Or like cum
But that won't be fun
Cause this rap is not done
Ya'll will just be shunned
I'll leave you all just stunned
This world weighs a ton
Cause I got the whole world on my shoulders
And it can't get any colder
This road is fucking freezing
And I know that that sounds cheesy
But I respect em all
Like Reezy and Jeezy and Yezzy and Drezzy and Weezy
They make it seem so easy
They make it sound fucking breezy
In these raps that they spit
But they just kid
They just do that to get money
But they know life ain't no land of milk and honey
Ha, its kind of funny
I make it sound like they dummies
But they really smart
In fact, they off the charts
You gotta be to make these raps
But now all they do is bust caps
Yeah there raps are phat
But the life they live is crap
All they do is drink from the tap
While they tap all these hoes
They don't know they making all these foes
But this is the life that they chose
They have to be on there toes
Cause hey, you never know
The life that they live really blows
Cause when you get shot your like woah
But that's what they gotta do to make some dough
I leave you dumbstruck like homer doh
Man I just got sued by fox for copying they show
My lines are so bright they glow
But this ain't about my lines that are so dope
Man it's all about the hope
I wish everybody could cope
I wish there wasn't no beef
So we could all keep our own teeth
We need some change
But I don't wanna be trapped in this cage
So I just wanna turn the page
I wanna get rid of all this rage
Cause I'm magical like a mage
This rap explains the hard life
That makes you turn to the knife
And it isn't nice
It makes you feel like you're a sacrifice
Makes you wanna be quiet like mice
Makes u feel small like lice
What rap does is entice
And then it makes you turn to drugs
It makes you feel like luck's
Changed sides on you
It makes you feel blue
So what do you do?
You end up having no clue
And you know that it's true
It'll have you all sitting on these pews
And I ain't got anything against Jews
If anything, they the lucky few
And these are the things rap do to you
And if you want to boo
Fuck you
"Damn" he says in astonishment.
