Arthur stared at the card and present labelled with his name. He opened the card, but it was signed secret admirer; but it also said that he'd know who it was after he opened the present.
As Arthur tore off the red tissue paper, it became more and more clear who his admirer was! It was a Toblerone and... A first officers hat.
"I won't be needing it anymore..." A honeyed voice came from behind him, making him jump, "I thought you'd like it."
"Douglas? You mean... You and... me?" Arthur stuttered, Douglas usually would joke that he was MJ - No, OJS' new Martin.
"Yes, my dear steward," Douglas smiled, leaning in to kiss him. It was soft and warm and even better than baths and tossing apples! "Now, mon cher, how do you feel about this? Yes or no is all I need."
"Yes," Arthur gulped, "Yes..."
