Yay, my first sonic fic! Hope you enjoy! R & R!

Chapter 1

"Now where did I put that damn light bill..."

Vector rustled through his crowded desk in an attempt to find the light bill.

It had been due for 3 weeks now, and the company had given him one more week to pay the bill. Finally, after 20 more minutes of looking, he grew frustrated.

"ESPIO!" He shouted to the purple chameleon.

Espio was in the kitchen cooking breakfast for himself and Charmy.

"Yes, Vector?" He called back, flipping a pancake on the stove.

"Where is the Light bill? We only have until Friday to pay it!"

"Well I don't know."

"How bout come and help me look then?"

"I'm busy cooking breakfast for Charmy and me!"

"Well if we don't pay this light bill, we won't be able to cook anything!" Vector shouted as he knocked over a glass vase on his desk.

Espio turned the stove off, and went to go help his friend find the bill.

When Espio entered his office, he was amazed to see all of Vector's files and documents on the floor like they were trash. He even saw some of Vector's money on the floor as well.

"Don't even touch it." Vector said, eyeing Espio. Espio scoffed.

"Have I ever taken anything from you before?" Espio said, rolling his eyes.

"Only you can answer that." Vector smirked.

Espio shook his head, and resumed trying to find the bill. Finally, Espio found it stuffed into one of Vector's books.

"Found it." Espio said, handing the bill to Vector. Now all they had to worry about was the mess Vector made.

"This is a mess, Vector." Espio scolded.

"Thank you, captain oblivious."

"Obvious."

"What?"

"It's captain obvious, not oblivious. That's just weird."

"Whatever! I like oblivious!" Vector said, crossing his arms.

"Do you even know what oblivious means?"

"No. But I know if you keep back-talking me you're gonna be cleaning up this mess I made by yourself!" Vector told him.

Charmy came into the office.

"Watcha guys doin'?" Charmy said, in his innocent, childish voice.

"Cleaning up the mess Vector made." Espio said, not looking up. Vector scowled.

"Me?! I do believe that someone else contributed to this mess also!"

"I barely touched anything except your books. I didn't knock all of these documents and papers on the floor, now did I?"

Charmy watched as the two continued their argument.

"Guys, Guys! You forgot the most important thing!" Charmy yelled above the two.

Both turned to Charmy and raised their eyebrows in response.

"It's important that you two know that I get to eat ice cream while I watch you guys work! What fun!" Charmy said, laughing childishly.

Both Vector and Espio shook their heads at Charmy in response. Pretty soon, Charmy grew bored and left.

"That kid, I tell you..." Vector said placing a stack of papers on his desk.

"He's still young. But anyway Vector , I want to talk about you." Espio said, picking up pieces of the broken vase.

"What about me?"

"Well, I noticed that you have been losing things lately...important things."

"Important things like...?"

"Really? You're just gonna sit here and pretend that just a couple of hours ago you didn't lose the light bill? Ok..." Espio started.

"Just where are you gettin at boy?" Vector said, growing impatient.

"I'm saying you need an assistant or somebody to help you out around your office."

"What?! That would be a waste of money! Why hire someone to do jobs that are pointless and unecessary ?" Vector exclaimed.

"It's not pointless and unecessary. It will save you the trouble of cleaning up and organizing your office everytime you make a mess. And assistants are not expensive. I'm almost certain that you can find an assistant that is cheap." Espio told him.

Vector started to consider this, When Charmy came back into his office.

"Hey Vector! Miss Vanilla called you!" Charmy shouted.

Vector's eyes widened. "REALLY?! Er, I mean, uh, hand me the phone, Charmy."

Charmy looked at Vector for a while, then a gigantic grin started to stretch across his face.

"Oooohh, I'm telling her you have a crush on her!" Charmy said, slaming Charmy's office door.

The force from the slam made the books, papers, and documents that Espio and Vector had spent hours organizing fall all over the place again.

Vector's eye started to twitch.

"Um, Vector?" Espio said to the infuriated crocodile.

Vector closed his eyes and sat in his office chair.

"Espio?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you know any assistants to call? You know, like, IMMEDIATELY?" Vector said , trying his best to keep his cool.

Espio sighed, as he took out his cell phone to call someone quickly before Vector blew his stack.

Hmmm...who will be the assistant? hehe, we'll find out soon I guess!