Nothing's Fair in Love and War
"Ugh! I hate you Inuyasha Takahashi! I hate you! I hate you! I HATE you!" a very angry Kagome Higurashi screeched as dripping pie fell from the doorway on top of her head. Her once perfect back-to-school outfit was completely and utterly ruined. There wasn't a trace of white anywhere anymore. "Sango! Where are you! Bathroom! Now!"
"Coming Kagome, coming!" Sango hurried past Miroku and into the bathroom before her friend could say more. This was the worst thing Inuyasha could've done. He'd always been horrible but this was too much. It was the first day of school for heavens sake! Not to mention it was picture day. Poor Kagome…she and Inuyasha had always hated each other. They spent their time, when not studying, thinking of ways to prank each other. Once, long ago they used to be friends. No one knew what happened but now they were the worst of enemies. Nothing would bring them back together.
"Sango how could he do this to me! It's photo day. I look like an idiot! What am I going to do?" Kagome wailed while vigorously trying to scrub the cream pie stains out of her white shirt. Sango patted her shoulder softly. She was right. The first day of school should've been safe from pranks, on both sides. Sango would have to speak with Inuyasha, or better yet, get Miroku to do it. That creepy pervert never did anything that was useful. He gave the term innocent bystander a whole new meaning.
"Kagome we'll get him back for that. Don't you worry about a thing. I promise you we will. Now let's get you cleaned up. We can go back home at lunch and change. It'll be alright. Stop crying now Kagome. Shh…it's ok girl." Sango softly encouraged the girl to dry her tears and try to get over it.
The bell rang and both girls cursed while running all over the school, first to lockers then to classes. They made it just in time. The teacher gave Kagome a look before continuing with class.
"Today we're learning about the pie formula. We'll be talking about it, trying different equations and eventually have a quiz. Please pay attention as this lesson will be important towards your final exam." Mrs. Olves droned on and on and on about the formula of pie. How boring. Kagome felt worse. Trust the teacher to rub it the fact you had traces of cream pie all over you. Inuyasha sat at the back of the classroom with Miroku and kept snickering.
"She deserves it. Remember what she did to me last year? She stuffed me into a janitorial closet with Kikyo! She knows I hate that slut! Then she had to lock the door. I was almost raped! Oh boy does she deserve it." Inuyasha muttered. Miroku gave him a look. Inuyasha was famous for over-reacting.
"Inuyasha that was last year. Plus she said she was sorry. How much more do you want from her? What you did today was harsh though man. Nobody dug that." Inuyasha glared.
"Inuyasha! Miroku! Do you have something to say to the class?" Mrs. Olves demanded. She was very strict when she wanted to be. Both boys shook their heads. Inuyasha could see Kagome giggling out of the corner of his eye. She was going to get it later. She was going to get it bad.
Finally lunch break came. Kagome was feeling better about her little mess and decided to stay for lunch. She and Sango were in the cafeteria eating when Inuyasha came over to their table.
"I'm really sorry about this morning Kagome. Please forgive me. I promise it won't happen again. I feel so bad for ruining your outfit. Especially on the first day of school. I vow not to bother you for the rest of the day." Inuyasha bowed his head and put his hand over his chest. Then he stuck the hand out for Kagome to shake. She gave him a look, shrugged her shoulders and shook his hand. A loud fart-like sound ripped throughout the entire cafeteria. Everything was silent. Kagome turned bright red. Inuyasha started laughing. Hard laughing. Everyone else followed. Kagome's eyes teared up and she ran out of the room as fast she could, Sango fast on her heels.
"Sango he's going down. It's time to bring out the big guns. This isn't cool. Twice in one day is not cool. Why did I shake his hand Sango? Why? I'm such an idiot. He's going down. That's it. I'm fed-up. I thought he could change. Guess not. You understand me don't you Sango?"
Kagome whined. Her tears had dried. Her anger boiled. Kagome was dangerous right now.
"I completely understand you Kagome. That was not nice at all. Inuyasha is a bastard and an idiot. Smash his head in Kagome! Do it for everyone." Sangocheered Kagome on. Inuyasha did deserve it. He was horrible. He would get what he deserved. Kagome had a plan. Inuyasha had better watch out!
Sango and Kagome ran home and spent the last half hour of lunch changing and making themselves look good. Pictures were right after lunch, hopefully Inuyasha wouldn't have a chance to hurt Kagome again before that.
The last bell rang signaling not only the end of the day, but the starting point of Kagome's plan. She quickly signaled Sango before hurrying to her locker and putting all of her stuff away. Today hadn't been that bad. Good thing she'd taken the tour of the school during the summer. She hadn't gotten lost.
Kagome knew Inuyasha had a detention in math class already so she hid in one of the closets right outside the math room and waited. She went over what she had to do as she waited. 'Relax Kagome. All you have to do is seduce him. Don't rape him. Just get him close then run. It won't be hard. Don't worry Kagome. Breath girl, breath! Ok, you can do this. Go Kagome!' she silently cheered herself on. Kagome heard the math room door open and the teacher say a last few words to Inuyasha. She quickly raised her skirt and shirt a few inches higher. The math room door shut and Kagome's hear beat harder. It was now or never. She snaked her arm out of the door and grabbed Inuyasha, pulling him in.
This is my first story so be easy!! This one sucks, the other one I'm working on is soooo much better. Tell me if you want this continued. It's just a little quick fix.
