This story is the direct result of what happens when you have about twenty friends, over half of which are rabid fangirls with obsessions that leave most non-initiates terrified of their ferocity, and nothing to do for a couple hours. The rules to the game we played were simple; pick two names, which were numbered, then write a story with the pair, after you randomly drew what type of story. Seemed like a good way to kill some time and keep my mind off other, less pleasant things --___--
So, I foolishly decided, what the heck, might as well. Got stuck with these two, and a romance o_O
Statistically speaking it shouldn't have happened, the only reason I agreed to this party was the low chances of such utter stupid. Guess I can't gamble… add that to my list of fails.
So here you go, my first yaoi with this account…… figured I'd post my shame ___
Disclaimer; I do not claim disclaimers make sense on a fanfic site. I mean, really? Who would believe anyone owned anything they used on this site?
When Tsuchiura, Ryotaro and Nara, Shikamaru first meet it was a simple twist of fate.
They really had nothing in common, a genius shinobi and a piano prodigy, except the fact they were both drop dead good at what they do.
Sometimes they would get together, just to hang out, Shikamaru's place being to meeting place of choice on most occasions. Today was no exception, the two of them just sitting back in the empty house and watching some Guran Lagan on Shikamaru's TV set. As they watched some stupid primate guy yelling at the blue haired main character, and laughing as the robot suit the primate was piloting made the same ridiculous faces, the power went out…and the boys knew just what to do.
"It tickles"
*snicker, snicker*
'S-stop……that'
"How about this?"
'Don't do…ahh!'
"Don't do what?"
'Uhh, that's good, more, more….'
"I thought you said stop"
'You're…so good…with your hands…keep going…ahhh'
'Are you almost there?'
'Not even close, give me more'
"Do you want me to do…this?"
'N-n-yes, yes that's it'
"And if I do this?"
"AHHH"
"How about in here, does that make you happy?"
'It's cold…your hands…'
"Don't worry, they'll warm up. How else am I going to prepare it?"
"It's not fair that I have to do all the work. Here hold this…."
'I'm …not sure'
'Do you want me to do this?'
"Only if you…only…just do it already! Stop…playing…around"
*pant, pant, pant*
"Don't…do that…..I'll come"
'Then come already, we need to hurry'
"It's not…like I can…control it"
AHHHH
'Uhg, what a drag…what a mess, it's everywhere'
" it's not enough, I need to do it again"
'And what about me?'
In a minute….or more
'Or I could just do this and finish at the same time you do'
'What are you doing?'
"My pants are going to be soaked if I don't"
'You can't put that in there, it's too big.'
"Watch me. It's been done before. "
'I couldn't get any stiffer if I had to. I don't want to wait'
'You're right, you're so slippery'
"This shouldn't hurt, much"
AHHH
"Stop…whining"
"Go faster. Faster!"
'I…don't want… to hear that…from you. I'm tired'
"To tired for this?"
"My butt is going to go numb at this rate"
'Fine, have some of this'
My ass is going to be so sore later
I wonder if I will be able to sit after this
Both boys nearly screamed at the feel of lightning coursing through their veins
AHHHH
*thud*
*pant, pant, pant*
As Shikamaru analyzed what had happened, he realized Ryotaro was lying on top of him; his tall frame pressing heavily into his torso, enough to make breathing hard.
'Tsuchiura-kun get off! You're crushing me you freak!'
"I'm a freak?" Ryotaro mumbled groggily as he tried to make his still quivering body obey his sluggish mind
Whose idea was this anyway?
'Who knew you'd be the one most affected' Shikamaru mused. 'Oh man, we need to clean this up!'
"At least we can watch the next episode."
Are you confused by the ending? Read it again… then see if you were right ^^ Your hint is the quotation marks.
