BPOV

I woke up in Edward's bed, not sure how I got there. The last thing I remember was Emmett dragging me out of my house to hang out with him since everyone else was gone for the weekend. I guess Emmett wanted to surprise me. Well, it was definitely a surprise.

I looked around to see if Edward was in the room but he wasn't. Emmett came running in.

"Hey Emmett," I said while scrunching my face. I had a massive headache.

Emmett smiled and gave me some aspirin and water.

"Here take these and I'll come back in a little bit when you're feeling better."

About an hour later I headed downstairs, feeling a little bit better. At least well enough to walk around downstairs.

On the coffee table there was a dvd with a note saying "Play me." So I took it and put it into the dvd player. I looked around to see where Emmett was but didn't see him. Oh well.

Once I turned it on I saw Emmett talking to the camera and me in the background. "Oh no!" I gasped to myself, wondering what the hell is going to be on this.

VIDEO:

EmPOV

I was whispering into the camera, "Okay, so I kinda slipped something into Bella's drink so that I'd get her drunk *chuckle* and so now I'm going to video tape her the rest of the night… this is going to be sweet!"

"Hey Bella, watcha doin?"

She ignored me but she was listening to "Like a G-6" by Far East Movement and dancing around on the coffee table.

"Emmett, come dance with me."

I turned back around from looking at the camera to look at Bella. "Wait Bella, when did you get changed? I don't think Edward would like you wearing your tight tank top and tight shorts, shaking your 'booty' in front of me." I turned the camera and whispered "It's totally hot!" with a grin on my face. Edward would be furious! Haha.

"Oh Emmett, who cares? She stopped dancing and looked serious, "Well Edward would…. But… he's not here, so…" She started dancing again. "I do really miss him Emmett. Maybe we should call him." She ran to the phone but I grabbed her.

"I don't think you're in the best shape to talk to him, so why don't you continue your dancing while I play around with this camera." She just shrugged her shoulders and got back onto the table.

"You know Bella, you're not half bad at dancing when you're drunk. Have you ever thought about pole dancing?" I pondered for a minute. "Well, I don't think you really have the chest for that so scratch that idea. Now Rosie, she'd be great for a strip club" I commented while laughing. "Mmm... that would be hot."

"Shut up Emmett! My boobs aren't that small, are they?... I wonder if Edward thinks they are?" she said looking down at her chest with a sad look on her face.

"Oh Bella, stop, they're not that bad. I mean if you could give me a better look I can be more helpful to give you an idea of what Edward will think," I said with a grin on my face, which the camera couldn't see. I knew that if Edward would ever see this video he'd flip!

After a few seconds I changed the subject. A new song came on. It was Kesha's new song "Blow."

"So Bella, lets talk, me and you."

"Um, sure I guess. But is cool if I still dance?" she asked.

"Sure no problem. It gives me something to look at while we talk." I smiled at the camera.

"Stop being such a perv! Don't forget you're married… to pretty much the hottest girl on Earth" she commented. I nodded my head, knowing she was right. Haha!

"Ok, time for questions. So Bella, what is one secret you never told anyone? Not even Edward?"

She pondered for a minute. "No Emmett, I don't want to tell you."

"Come on Bella, it's just me and you." I couldn't believe that she didn't realize the possibilities of who would see this with it being recorded.

"Okay, umm.. oh I know!" She walked over to me and whispered in my ear. I opened my eyes so wide I thought they were going to explode. And I got my expression on tape so I'd remember this awesome moment forever. "No way! Seriously?" And as I said that she nodded her head and got back on the table.

"Isabella Swan, I underestimated you. Are you going to tell Edward?"

"No way! I can't tell anyone! It's too embarrassing!" she emphasized.

"But you just told me."

She realized what she has just done. "Shit, ugh. I'm so stupid. Please Emmett you can't say anything!" She looked horrified.

"Okay Bella, I won't, calm down." I turned the camera to record my comment. "Sorry Edward, you're gonna have to be kept in the dark for this one, but OH MY GOD!" I started laughing.

"Next question. If there was one sex fantasy you could choose from, what would it be?" I loved asking her these questions. Usually she'd blush and not answer me but drunk-Bella is so much more corporative.

"Well, it's not so much of a fantasy then just something I always wanted to do. Well of course I'd have to have had sex first in order to fully know what my fantasy would be" she responded.

"Wait, you're a virgin?" I shockingly asked.

"Shut up Emmett, I thought we were talking about something else."

"Fine, answer my first question but we're definitely not skipping my second one." I had to make myself clear because there was no way I was going to let that comment slide.

She started to blush. This is going to be good. "Well, I've always wanted to do it spontaneously. Like, we're at a party or something and Edward grabs me and we sneak into the bathroom and just go crazy!" She started to laugh but then covered her face. It was beat red. She grabbed a throw blanket and put it over her head.

"Bella get over here. Take the blanket off your head."

She slowly took it off but still looked embarrassed. Classic Bella.

"You know Bella, that wouldn't really work with any of us anyways, since we'd hear everything that would go on in there." I let out a laugh.

"Yeah I know," she said with a sad look on her face. "But a girl can dream, can't she?"

"I guess she can. But forget that, you'll find something else to do. Edward will figure it out, maybe. So back to the other question…. are you seriously a virgin?"

"Well, I guess so technically."

"Wait what do you mean 'technically'?" I was so curious to what that meant. The possibilities!

She came over to whisper in my ear, probably embarrassed incase anyone would ever see this video.

She whispered to me that she and a girl from summer camp in high school experimented and did what I'd like to call, 'naughty' things to each other. Oh my god this is so sweet! I couldn't tell anyone else though… maybe. This would be between me and her… and maybe one or two other people. I had an evil grin on my face. Remind you, I was recording every bit of this.

Another song came on – Katy Perry's E.T. Bella seemed to like it cause she got even more into the dancing. I just chuckled and sat back and enjoyed the view. Haha!

"Bella, I'd consider you a virgin, but that was still totally hot! So don't worry, Edward won't be mad."

"But Emmett you can't tell Edward. I don't want him to judge me or what if he would be mad at me?" she pleaded.

"Bella, calm down, I promise I won't say anything." I turned the camera and said, "Edward, don't worry, I'll tell you when you get back." I winked.

Bella snapped her head over to the camera and yelled, "No Emmett! You promised!" Damn she looked like she was on the verge of tears. I can't handle this emotional shit. I get enough of the mood swings from Rosie.

"Bella please don't cry, I can't handle that shit right now."

"Shut up Emmett, you're so freakin' immature!" She ran up into Edward's bedroom.

I went upstairs with the camera to look for her but didn't see her. I then opened his closet and she was curled up with her arms wrapped around her legs, looking at the ground.

"Bella, I'm sorry, I won't tell Edward, okay?"

She looked at me. I must have really hurt her feelings. Why do I have to be such an insensitive jackass sometimes?

"Emmett, I just don't want Edward to be mad at me or think less of me." She sniffed.

"Bella, he won't be mad at you. What you told me was 100% hot! I totally want details though. I think if he did judge it would totally be in your favor," I said with a wink.

"It's bad enough I stupidly told you, the one person that I shouldn't have, but I don't want everyone on Earth to know my business. Everyone probably will with your big mouth."

"Ow. that hurt Bells. But I'm not saying that it's not true. But before you blow up again, I want to make it clear that I won't say anything. Okay?"

"Okay" she commented. I helped her out of the closet.

"Now, come out, I'm not done with my questions."

"Oh, we're done. I think I'm sobering up and I'm not telling you anything else!" She wanted to make herself clear.

Damn it, maybe I should slip something else in her drink.

I chased her down the stairs, video taping her walking away from me. "Wait Bella, come back, I can get you a drink to make you feel better." When I said that I turned the camera around and winked.

"No Emmett, you'll just put alcohol or whatever in my drink again."

"What? No I won't. How can you think so low of me?" I asked with an innocent expression on my face.

"Oh, cut the crap Emmett. I'm not falling for anymore of your games."

I ran over to her and tackled her.

"Ow Emmett, get off!" she yelled.

I grabbed her and dropped the camera. It laid on its side but was video taping us. I put her over my shoulder, her yelling at me to put her down. I ran up the stairs and ran into my bedroom. Sure it may have looked wrong doing that but all I did was tickle her and then locked her in my room. Innocent enough. That will teach her to cooperate next time. Oh yes, there will be a "next time." I laughed and ran down the stairs. Throughout this time Bella is still screaming and banging on the door. I picked up the camera and said, "See Edward, just a little alcohol can help Bella open up in so many ways. Why don't you think about that next time you wanna get into that pretty little head of hers?" I winked and push the power button.

BPOV

I stared at the TV with my mouth wide open. I didn't know how to react, I was in complete shock.

I jumped up, opening the dvd player. I needed to destroy that before anyone came home. When I was fidgeting with the dvd player and finally got it out I heard someone clear their throat. I slowly looked up with the most terrified expression on my face. There they stood, 5 vampires staring at me. I was mainly focused on Edward's face but couldn't help looking over to Emmett's too. Of course Emmett stood there with his satisfying grin while Edward on the other hand had a mixture of sadness, confusion, and curiosity on his face. I was in deep shit.