"HEY HEY! THAT HURTS BITCH!" I yell.

"Get over it!" Coal yells back.

"AHH! Get off!" I try pushing her off. "SCARLET! MAKE HER STOP!"

"I'm not apart of this... yet." Scarlet continues to paint her nails.

"Hey!" I roll over. "Time out!"

"Uke, how do expect to get a date when you won't even take the time to brush out your hair?" Coal asks.

"First off: It hurts." I sit up. "Second: WHO SAID I WANTED TO FUCKING DATE IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

"Well you need something to get your mind off of the Naru-verse!" She protests.

"YAOI!" I turn it into a random conversation.

"Yuri!" She joins in.

"Hentai." Scarlet adds laughing.

"Incest!" I huff running out of words.

"You'd want that wouldn't you?" Coal teases.

"Would not! That's the Uchiha's thing!"

"UKE! That's disgusting!" Scarlet shoves me playfully.

Its been a month since we were sent back here, and I was NOT handling it well.

Not only was I bored and constantly missing them, I had one or two nervous breakdowns in the middle of class. .

Coal and Scarlet were ok, but they missed the Uchiha's and there kids...

"Ya know," I start. "I wish there was SOME way to get back to the Naru-verse..."

"Like how?" Coal leans on the couch. "Find some magical way to get back?"

"Your both insane, there IS no way to get back." Scarlet turns a bit red.

"YOU LIE!" Me and Coal chime. "You turned red, now GIVE IT UP... QUIT COPYING ME!"

"You both are idiots..." She mumbles.

"Stop stealing Itachi's words!" I scold.

"Itachi dosen't OWN the words!"

"Yes he does! Just like Sasori owns BRAT!"

"Quit going off topic and tell us!" Coal cuts in.

Scarlet sighs, "Fine... but don't blame me if we land in the wrong spot of the Naru-verse..."

"Ahem."

"Its a ritual. We need: An Akatsuki cloak, a blueberry pie, Coke-the soda, Uke- a map of the Naru-verse, and blood from a virgin."

"Blood from a virgin...?" I question.

"Don't ask, Hidan made the ritual." Scarlet shakes her head.

"No surprise there." Coal shrugs grabbing her Akatsuki cloak from out the closet.

"I've got Coke!" I announce. "The soda!" I grab it out the pantry.

"I'll go print out the map... you guys find the other stuff."

The blueberry pie was easy, finding a virgins blood was NOT so easy.

"I'm not a virgin," Coal shrugs. "I'm with Sasuke."

"I had kids, that's a no-brainer." Scarlet adds. "What about you, Uke?"

I blush, "I'm not a virgin... but I DO know where to get some virgin blood!"

"Where?"

"The anime club at school, most of the chicks there are geeks... which is why we didn't join!" I lie.

"Then go get some." Coal shooes me off.

"Yeah, yeah." I mutter grabbing a knife and going outside.

I walk around the block, the cut the side of my arm, bleeding into the jar i brought.

"I'm such a good liar..." I mutter heading back to the house.

"UKE! Your bleeding!" Scarlet points out.

"Uh, yeah. That anime chick lashed out at me when I accused her of being a virgin, the smacked my hand hich had the knife in it... and... this happened." I lie some more.

Sure there my friends, but I would never admit IT to any one... because that would lad to a secret I'm spose to keep...

"Ok, well at least you got the blood! SCARLET! START ZE RITUAL!" Coal instructs.

"Whaever..."


We landed in a freaking CYMETARY.