DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OWN!
The doorbell was ringing.
"Yeah, yeah, one moment" Jacob called "I'll get it dad" he told Billy "I'm coming!" he yelled as the doorbell continued to ring. He slammed the door open "what is your pro-…?" his voice trailed off.
"Ooh, it really does make a sound" the blond said, continuing to press the doorbell.
"I wonder how it works" the red-haired girl looked curious.
"Ginny, Luna, the message?" the sole male of the trio asked, coughing delicately.
"Oh, yeah" the red-head straightened "is this the residence of Billy and Jacob Black, descendants of Ephraim Black, grandson of Sagittarius Black?"
"Who?" Jacob asked, completely lost at the last name.
"Can I help you? I'm Billy" his dad said, rolling up his wheelchair.
"Ooh, good" the two girls looked completely gleeful as they unrolled what looked like a piece of parchment.
Jacob waved to his friends, who he could see out of the corner of his eye, to wait.
"We need to say ev-e-ry-thing, remember that; it's important" the blond said solemnly.
"We bring you a message from your distant cousin Sirius Black" the red-head recited, focusing on the paper "hello cousins, hopefully you are more worthy and not as useless—or insane—as my cousins Bellatrix and Narcissa…if you are, it doesn't matter so long as you haven't tried to kill anyone lately…on the other hand, that wouldn't exactly be a bad thing according to the family, unfortunately, well, at least depending on who you tried—or succeeded—to kill. I am Sirius Black, your cousin. Years ago, your ancestor Sagittarius Black was kicked out of the family for reasons I am of the opinion that are stupid with a capital U, I mean S. anyways, I would reinstate you except that it would be too much trouble and quite frankly it's not worth it. So, I thought that I'd just hand over to you the money that was his by right, his, his son, and his grandson. I'd prefer that the money were used for pranks, I always love a good laugh. I am not sure how much money it would be, but luckily my bank will deposit the money for you. Oh, what the f-uh, heck, I'm reinstating Saggitarius, Taurus, and Ephraim, it would drive my mother insane; I already reinstated Andromeda after all. By the way, I truly hope that you aren't insane, but it's not like I'm law-abiding either. Best of luck, Sirius Black" she folded the paper, beaming "that's all" she said "sorry for bothering you, come on Luna" she dragged away the blonde who had begun to press the doorbell again.
Silently, Jacob gazed after them before heading to his computer to check their current bank balance. There was no way…
"WHAT THE HELL?" he yelled "WE WERE GIVEN HOW MUCH? WE'RE RICH!"
