A/N: This is my first "fanfic" though it's not really a fanfic, it's more like a list! Hope you like it though………………….read and review and I would love constructive criticism! Also some of these have Harry Potter references because I love HP too!
Disclaimer: Anything that sounds like it belongs to Stephenie, belongs to Stephenie, though I wish it were all mine.
Ten Ways to Annoy Edward
1. Ask Bella to donate to a blood bank.
2. Almost run Bella over with you truck and then continually ask her to prom.
3. Ask Edward why he doesn't have a cool scar on his forehead. (Harry Potter reverence).
4. Ask how old he really is.
5. Set him up on a blind date with Jessica.
6. Buy him "Blood Pops" from Honey Dukes (yet another HP reference).
7. Tell him Bella died while jumping of a cliff
8. And just as he runs to the Volturri tell him you were "Just Kidding."
9. Tell him that he needs to find a hobby…………….and watching Bella sleep every night doesn't count
10. Tell him that he is really a mythological character written in a fictional book by a women whose name is Stephenie Meyer and that she is the one that really reads his mind
A/N: Please R&R and let me know what you think. If they are actually funny then I might do more! And a special thanks to dreamxglory for helping me out. If you have time read her stories because they are really great………….far better than mine. How you enjoyed it and it gave you a laugh)
