A/N: I know there are people who like Himeko X Becky, but I'm more for Himeko X Rei and Becky X Ichijo, for some reason...


Ichijo was sitting on the school roof...again. "What the hell is wrong with her?" Rei Tachibana asked as she and the rest of the girls stood outside and watched Ichijo's dangling feet from above, "Does she, like, hate us or something? I mean...stupid bitch..." Himeko, her girlfriend, hugged Rei's arm tightly and whined, "Aw, stop worrying about her and take me out to dinner, Rei-chan!"

Rei gave Himeko a death glare and snapped, "Please, you'll just eat everything and make me pay for it! You always do!" However, when Himeko looked like she was on the verge of tears, Rei gave in and took her to one of those 'All-You-Can-Eat' places while the rest of the girls watched Ichijo in both awe and curiousity.

"What do you think she does up there?" One girl asked aloud.

"She probably thinks about life...suicide...you know what I mean..." someone else replied.

"I bet she masturbates!"

"Probably eats assorted snackfoods until she has a nice, chubby, fat belly.."

"She must suck her thumb! All the evidence confirms it!"

"She's a dyke!"

As all the girls broke out into heated conversation, Miyako Uehara decided to end all these stupid rumors once and for all by finding out the truth. Heading back into the school building, Miyako climbed the stairs until she finally reached the school roof. Her large forehead dripping with sweat, Miyako stopped a moment to catch her breath before walking out and confronting Ichijo, who was sitting peacefully over the railings.

"Hey, Iincho-san..." Miyako called, still slightly out of breath. Ichijo glanced casually over her shoulder as if she wasn't dangling hundreds of feet over the ground and smiled slightly. "Hello...Miyako-san..." Ichijo turned her head back towards the sunset and all became silent again. Miyako was really beginning to regret her idea about coming up here.

"So..." Miyako decided to just hurry up and get down to business, "Me and the other girls were wondering...why do you hang up on the roof after school all the time?" Instead of speaking, Ichijo stood up and began rummaging through her clothes. Soon, she pulled out what looked like a small photo. Taking a closer look, Miyako gasped when she saw that it was a picture of Rebecca Miyamoto A.K.A. Becky, their teacher.

"Why do you have this?" Miyako asked, still staring at the picture. Ichijo smiled and clenched the photo tightly against her chest. "It's because," she replied, "I love her. I love Becky-sensei..." Miyako really wasn't expecting this. I mean, sure, she had her own relationship with Sayaka Suzuki, but the thought of Ichijo being in love was...was just really weird...

"I love her so much...I even sometimes...touch myself thinking about her..." Ichijo said with her face turning bright crimson. 'So she DOES masturbate up here...' Miyako thought with a bored look on her face. "Anyway, it's time for you to tell me who YOU like, Miyako-san..." Ichijo snickered with a playful movement of the eyebrows. Blanching, Miyako turned around and ran while Ichijo chased after her, begging for all the juicy details...