Setting the scene: Ruby does another abominable thing and Team WBY has to work together to stop it.

Characters: Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao-Long, Blake Belladonna, Ozpin, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie, The silhouette from the 39th second of the 2nd episode of Volume 1 of the show RWBY.

Act One: In which our protagonist, Ruby Rose, performs the abominable thing as per the setting of the scene.

It was the beginning of beacon and shit idk. Right now, Team RWBY was in class along with the other first years.

"Time to execute the abominable thing!" Ruby said with joy. And then she did the abominable thing.

"Oh my god. I can not believe you did this to us, you motherfucking insolent cunt," Weiss said.

"lMFao!O!OO!O! Look at this UNEPIC GAYMER who just FELL to my RUSE! HAHAHAHHAHA!GIOIDUFODJIDF" Ruby laughed.

Yang tried to reason with Ruby so that she may not do such an abominable thing in the future. "Rubes, this is very unethical. As per the law, I suggest that you cease and desist."

"Lol no."

"Fine, sis. I did not want to do this, but I must now make you by use of force."

Yang Xiao-Long then proceeded to make Ruby desist by exerting brutal force on her (i.e punches, kicks, use of preternatural runes, the Uppyr, The mountain which walks etc.). This strangely had no effect on Ruby Rose. This is because the protagonist does not die.

"Fuck. I have forgotten that you are the Protagonist, and I the side-character," Yang said.

"Lol, guess you'll die epic style now xuh duh!" Ruby said.

The silver-eyed loli then proceeded to kill yang by lightly brushing her with her finger. Yang died.

Act Two: In which the characters respond to the death of Yang.

"What in the fresh hell did you just do, Rubber Rows?" Ozpin asked.

"I recked yung lol."
"This is very sad," The silhouette from the 39
th second of the 2nd episode of Volume one of the show RWBY said. "Alexa, play the King in Yellow."

Alexa then played the King in Yellow.

"Wow, Ruby. Now nobody can ship Enabler thanks to you. What a cunt," Blake said.

"Bitch nigga enabler's a fucking incest ship. It's also gay," Ruby said.

"What the fuck did you just say about the sacred ship, you stupid little bitch? Lesbian incest ships are literally the only canon fucking ships on RWBY! I ship Saphron x all of Jaune's sisters, Yang x Ruby, Weiss x Winter x Willow etc!" Blake said.

"I don't know if you realized, but you're both strawmen," Jaune said.

Both girls then proceeded to tell Jaune to shut the frick up for daring to expose them.

"…Did we all just forget about Yang's death?" Ren asked.
Blake looked thoughtful for a moment. "She's not
that important to the plot."

"Still, her body is leaking blood all over the floor and I don't think the janitors can clean that up," Ren said.

"Ah. True."

And then a couple of janitors came by and sucked out all of the blood by licking it.
Nora looked surprised. "That's very efficient!"

"It appears I made the right decision by hiring vampires," Ozpin said.

"Damn nigga where the hell do you even get vampires from? They're not everywhere," Ruby said.
"I have my contacts."

Act Three: In which the characters accept Yang's death.

"What now?" Pyrrha asked.
"We're gonna eat up Yang's corpse for nutritional value!" Ruby said excitedly.
"Ah. Okay."

And then everyone (Besides Ozpin, who is vaguely confused since people don't usually just decide to eat corpses) ran to Yang's body and began to cut it up with knives and shit.

AND THEN THEY ATE IT ALL.

Act Four: In which the Characters move on their own separate paths.

Everyone now had their graduation ceremony. Also, everyone forgot that Yang died. She's just that irrelevant to the plot of this story. She only even played a part so that Ruby Rose killed somebody for the plot to move on.

Anyway, Jaune was guzzling shittons of Rum. "Hey niggas, remember that time when Yang got killed by Ruby?"
"Yeah lmao," Nora said.
"A toast to that!" Everyone cheered.

The end.