PHAN PHIC 1

In the forest just outside of the village of Konoha, Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha bickered, as predicted. Itachi called Sasuke a weakling with no chance of usurpation. Sasuke then called itachi an asstard. Just then as they bickered away, a faint sound startled Itachi. Sasuke taunted him, "See? You're no better than me!"

Itachi then replied breathlessly, "No, you don't understand…that sound, it's familiar to me…"

Sasuke soon caught on, sensing and replicating his brother's fear within his own disposition.

The sound of rap music infiltrated the atmosphere, and soon, the threatening presence became visible; a pimped out hearse, complete with 17" chrome spinning rims, a black paint job with purple flames, and a hood ornament in the shape of a musical note. The vehicle slowly approached, on hydrolics.

Itachi screamed with horror. "It's them!!"

Sasuke, following his brother, screamed as well, but were frozen with fear. The hearse then sped closer to them, evading obstacles such as trees and branches in its path. Screeching to a stop, it parked right in front of them. A girl with long raven black hair and shocking pink streaks stepped out, clad in black vinyl. Her long hair cascaded down her back, attracting the boys. Entranced, they stared at her.

Feeling offended by their gawking, she drew a pair of chained scythes and darted towards them. She was able to scratch both of them. Seeing that this was an inefficient plan, she then drew out her sniper rifle and began to fire. She nailed both boys, each collapsing at a nearly impossible range.

Three other nins exited the hearse, each of them with the same musical note symbol on a metal slab attached to a piece of fabric.

"You nail 'em?" asked a female with long dark hair tied in a low pony-tail. She also sported a gray and purple scarf and a green combat vest.

"Yeah. They weren't so tough," replied the sharpshooter with a smile.

The other female smiled back.

"You know these guys?" asked an adolescent boy with bandages cloaking all of his face but his left eye.

"Yeah," she said, flashing them her sharingan eyes, "Someone said they were supposed to be the only remainders of my family. I feel ashamed; couldn't even put up a good fight," the pink-and-black haired Uchiha girl told him, but she intended that the rest of the the group heard. They did.

"So, boss, what now?" asked another teenage boy with high brown hair, and a scarf with the same pattern as the other sound female.

"Toss 'em in back—no, you know what? Bury 'em. Can't have dead-Uchiha stank messing up my interiors," she said with a smile.

They dug two holes and buried one in each. The three inferior sound-nins considered placing them on top of one another in the same hole as a gruesome joke, but fearing that the boss would be displeased, they refrained from doing so. They dumped dirt atop each hole and boarded the vehicle.

"Where to?" asked the designated driver, placing her sniper rifle underneath her seat.

"I heard there was a 'quaint' little village up ahead," the boy with high hair said, "You wanna make a pit stop?"

"So long as they have a bathroom," said the boy with the bandage-covered face as he clutched his genitals.

"Okay. Take your hands off that area please while I have to look that direction to find a way out," the driver told the front-seat passenger. He obeyed, and crossed his legs.

The rap music played loud and the hearse moved to the beat, and slowly the hydrolics that shook the ground began to dissipate.

The End