Horribly, horrible terror on Hyrule
A/N: Howdy'all! I have never wrote one single Zelda fic so feel sympathy. I do not own Zelda. YadiyadiYadda. Well on with it!
(Link's house)
(Night)
Link: Woo!! (Dancing)
Saria: Yea! (Spins the DJ)
Mido: COOL! (Drinks a lot of Beer)
Know it all Brothers: Let's party baby!
(Parties all night)
(One misty morning)
Deku Tree: Shoo! (Blows Navi away)
Navi: (Gets hit by the Fence) Curse my stupid fate.
(Navi gets cursed)
Navi: #$^! You!
(Navi arrives at Link's house)
Navi: What a mess! Ewwwww!!! What has he been drinking?
(Link wakes up)
Link: Uhhh... who are you?
Navi: (Puff up her chest) I, Navi, am the most honored fairy for the Deku Tree.
Link: Shut up.
Navi: Never. You can't make me! I told you! I'm in the higher rank than you! I can do whatever I want to do with you!
Link: SHUT UP! (Tears Navi's wings off)
Navi: AHHH!!! @#$%! It's my cursed fate man!
Link: Go away.
Navi: Never! I'm following you till you find my wings back!
Link: Fine then.
(Wings fly out the window)
(Meanwhile...)
Ganondorf: Huh? (Grabs the wings) Yes! I got wings now! (Wins appear on Ganondorf's back)
(Back to Link's scene)
Link: Uhhhh... are we gonna sit here all day?
Navi: I don't know. Let's go to the Deku tree.
Link: Why should I?
Navi: He is the most smartest thing I Hyrule.
Link: Ok then. Hehehe...
(at the outside of the tunnel)
Mido: Sorry, Mr. No fairy! You can't pass through!
Link: I got a fairy!
Mido: That? Fairy has wings!
Navi: It's my curse, man! I got cursed!
Mido: Well, you can't still pass here 'cause you do't have a sword and a shield!
Link: I do! (Show him a Master Sword and a Mirror Shield)
Mido: How'd you get that?
Link: There's a little thing called Gameshark.
Mido: Really? Where do you go?
Link: A game where there's a lot of sharks.
Mido: Ok then. (Goes there and gets eaten)
Link: That was easy. (Passes through Deku Babas easily) Hey! Tree! Give Navi her wing back so I ca rest in peace!
Deku Tree: Go ad remove my curse.
Navi: You got a curse too? What a coincidence!
Deku Tree: Shut up!
Navi: Never!
Deku Tree: Fine then! (Barrage of rocks come in Navi's way)
Navi: Argh! Fine! I hate my life!
(Deku Tree opens)
Link: hehehe...
(Gets a longshot ad pulls up to the room and gets a Slingshot)
Link: Nah. I want this!
(Throw away the Slingshot, and gets himself a bow)
Link: Yeah!
(Link shoots the arrows, destroying everythi except himself and was about to shoot Navi when it was all out of ammos)
Link: #^&@! Awell.
(Realizes that he shot the ladder to much it can't be climbed.)
Link: Oh, the hell. (Gets a log shot ad pulls himself to the other corner)
Navi: WHAT ABOUT ME?
Link: You suck.
Navi: I CAN'T FLY!
Link: Sucks to be you.
Navi: @#%@!
(On the Web hole)
Link: Ahhh, if there wasn't gameshark, how would I live?
(Gets a fire arrow and burns it)
Link: YAY! Ahhhhhh. My fav cheat!
(Link walks through walls)
Navi: If you can cheat so much, why don't you find a cheat to get my wings?
Link: (Seaches) Nope. There's no cheats for wings! And how did you get back here?
Navi: I climbed.
Link: @#$%!
(Makes it to Gohma's room)
Link: Hey, man.
Gohma: Wassup?
Link: I gotta find stupid wings for stupid fairy.
Navi: I'M NOT STUPID!!
Gohma: Yes, you are! (Eats her) Ehhhh... (Dies)
Link: I'll miss you.
Navi: I'm alive!
Link: Shaddup!
(Heart appears with a blue light)
Link: (Grabs the Heart) Good enough?
Navi: Nope.
Link: BAH! (Throws it away)
Navi: You'll need it!
Link: No I won't! (Gets infinite Lives)
Navi: @#$% you!
(Link Get's out)
Deku tree: What in the @#$% did you do? Did you kill the spider? That spider was my lifeline! You @#$%!
Link: It wasn't me! It was her!
Deku: @#$%! Navi, you killed me!
Navi: My cursed fate.
Deku Tree: Take this green stone and go to Zelda and she'll know what to do to get your wings!
Link: Fine then. (Grabs emerald) Let's go!
End chapter
A/N: Well, how'd you all like it? Please, if you hated it, I'll remove it! But please, Review! It's my lifeline!
A/N: Howdy'all! I have never wrote one single Zelda fic so feel sympathy. I do not own Zelda. YadiyadiYadda. Well on with it!
(Link's house)
(Night)
Link: Woo!! (Dancing)
Saria: Yea! (Spins the DJ)
Mido: COOL! (Drinks a lot of Beer)
Know it all Brothers: Let's party baby!
(Parties all night)
(One misty morning)
Deku Tree: Shoo! (Blows Navi away)
Navi: (Gets hit by the Fence) Curse my stupid fate.
(Navi gets cursed)
Navi: #$^! You!
(Navi arrives at Link's house)
Navi: What a mess! Ewwwww!!! What has he been drinking?
(Link wakes up)
Link: Uhhh... who are you?
Navi: (Puff up her chest) I, Navi, am the most honored fairy for the Deku Tree.
Link: Shut up.
Navi: Never. You can't make me! I told you! I'm in the higher rank than you! I can do whatever I want to do with you!
Link: SHUT UP! (Tears Navi's wings off)
Navi: AHHH!!! @#$%! It's my cursed fate man!
Link: Go away.
Navi: Never! I'm following you till you find my wings back!
Link: Fine then.
(Wings fly out the window)
(Meanwhile...)
Ganondorf: Huh? (Grabs the wings) Yes! I got wings now! (Wins appear on Ganondorf's back)
(Back to Link's scene)
Link: Uhhhh... are we gonna sit here all day?
Navi: I don't know. Let's go to the Deku tree.
Link: Why should I?
Navi: He is the most smartest thing I Hyrule.
Link: Ok then. Hehehe...
(at the outside of the tunnel)
Mido: Sorry, Mr. No fairy! You can't pass through!
Link: I got a fairy!
Mido: That? Fairy has wings!
Navi: It's my curse, man! I got cursed!
Mido: Well, you can't still pass here 'cause you do't have a sword and a shield!
Link: I do! (Show him a Master Sword and a Mirror Shield)
Mido: How'd you get that?
Link: There's a little thing called Gameshark.
Mido: Really? Where do you go?
Link: A game where there's a lot of sharks.
Mido: Ok then. (Goes there and gets eaten)
Link: That was easy. (Passes through Deku Babas easily) Hey! Tree! Give Navi her wing back so I ca rest in peace!
Deku Tree: Go ad remove my curse.
Navi: You got a curse too? What a coincidence!
Deku Tree: Shut up!
Navi: Never!
Deku Tree: Fine then! (Barrage of rocks come in Navi's way)
Navi: Argh! Fine! I hate my life!
(Deku Tree opens)
Link: hehehe...
(Gets a longshot ad pulls up to the room and gets a Slingshot)
Link: Nah. I want this!
(Throw away the Slingshot, and gets himself a bow)
Link: Yeah!
(Link shoots the arrows, destroying everythi except himself and was about to shoot Navi when it was all out of ammos)
Link: #^&@! Awell.
(Realizes that he shot the ladder to much it can't be climbed.)
Link: Oh, the hell. (Gets a log shot ad pulls himself to the other corner)
Navi: WHAT ABOUT ME?
Link: You suck.
Navi: I CAN'T FLY!
Link: Sucks to be you.
Navi: @#%@!
(On the Web hole)
Link: Ahhh, if there wasn't gameshark, how would I live?
(Gets a fire arrow and burns it)
Link: YAY! Ahhhhhh. My fav cheat!
(Link walks through walls)
Navi: If you can cheat so much, why don't you find a cheat to get my wings?
Link: (Seaches) Nope. There's no cheats for wings! And how did you get back here?
Navi: I climbed.
Link: @#$%!
(Makes it to Gohma's room)
Link: Hey, man.
Gohma: Wassup?
Link: I gotta find stupid wings for stupid fairy.
Navi: I'M NOT STUPID!!
Gohma: Yes, you are! (Eats her) Ehhhh... (Dies)
Link: I'll miss you.
Navi: I'm alive!
Link: Shaddup!
(Heart appears with a blue light)
Link: (Grabs the Heart) Good enough?
Navi: Nope.
Link: BAH! (Throws it away)
Navi: You'll need it!
Link: No I won't! (Gets infinite Lives)
Navi: @#$% you!
(Link Get's out)
Deku tree: What in the @#$% did you do? Did you kill the spider? That spider was my lifeline! You @#$%!
Link: It wasn't me! It was her!
Deku: @#$%! Navi, you killed me!
Navi: My cursed fate.
Deku Tree: Take this green stone and go to Zelda and she'll know what to do to get your wings!
Link: Fine then. (Grabs emerald) Let's go!
End chapter
A/N: Well, how'd you all like it? Please, if you hated it, I'll remove it! But please, Review! It's my lifeline!
