Horribly, horrible terror on Hyrule



A/N: Howdy'all! I have never wrote one single Zelda fic so feel sympathy. I do not own Zelda. YadiyadiYadda. Well on with it!



(Link's house)

(Night)

Link: Woo!! (Dancing)

Saria: Yea! (Spins the DJ)

Mido: COOL! (Drinks a lot of Beer)

Know it all Brothers: Let's party baby!

(Parties all night)

(One misty morning)

Deku Tree: Shoo! (Blows Navi away)

Navi: (Gets hit by the Fence) Curse my stupid fate.

(Navi gets cursed)

Navi: #$^! You!

(Navi arrives at Link's house)

Navi: What a mess! Ewwwww!!! What has he been drinking?

(Link wakes up)

Link: Uhhh... who are you?

Navi: (Puff up her chest) I, Navi, am the most honored fairy for the Deku Tree.

Link: Shut up.

Navi: Never. You can't make me! I told you! I'm in the higher rank than you! I can do whatever I want to do with you!

Link: SHUT UP! (Tears Navi's wings off)

Navi: AHHH!!! @#$%! It's my cursed fate man!

Link: Go away.

Navi: Never! I'm following you till you find my wings back!

Link: Fine then.

(Wings fly out the window)

(Meanwhile...)

Ganondorf: Huh? (Grabs the wings) Yes! I got wings now! (Wins appear on Ganondorf's back)

(Back to Link's scene)

Link: Uhhhh... are we gonna sit here all day?

Navi: I don't know. Let's go to the Deku tree.

Link: Why should I?

Navi: He is the most smartest thing I Hyrule.

Link: Ok then. Hehehe...

(at the outside of the tunnel)

Mido: Sorry, Mr. No fairy! You can't pass through!

Link: I got a fairy!

Mido: That? Fairy has wings!

Navi: It's my curse, man! I got cursed!

Mido: Well, you can't still pass here 'cause you do't have a sword and a shield!

Link: I do! (Show him a Master Sword and a Mirror Shield)

Mido: How'd you get that?

Link: There's a little thing called Gameshark.

Mido: Really? Where do you go?

Link: A game where there's a lot of sharks.

Mido: Ok then. (Goes there and gets eaten)

Link: That was easy. (Passes through Deku Babas easily) Hey! Tree! Give Navi her wing back so I ca rest in peace!

Deku Tree: Go ad remove my curse.

Navi: You got a curse too? What a coincidence!

Deku Tree: Shut up!

Navi: Never!

Deku Tree: Fine then! (Barrage of rocks come in Navi's way)

Navi: Argh! Fine! I hate my life!

(Deku Tree opens)

Link: hehehe...

(Gets a longshot ad pulls up to the room and gets a Slingshot)

Link: Nah. I want this!

(Throw away the Slingshot, and gets himself a bow)

Link: Yeah!

(Link shoots the arrows, destroying everythi except himself and was about to shoot Navi when it was all out of ammos)

Link: #^&@! Awell.

(Realizes that he shot the ladder to much it can't be climbed.)

Link: Oh, the hell. (Gets a log shot ad pulls himself to the other corner)

Navi: WHAT ABOUT ME?

Link: You suck.

Navi: I CAN'T FLY!

Link: Sucks to be you.

Navi: @#%@!

(On the Web hole)

Link: Ahhh, if there wasn't gameshark, how would I live?

(Gets a fire arrow and burns it)

Link: YAY! Ahhhhhh. My fav cheat!

(Link walks through walls)

Navi: If you can cheat so much, why don't you find a cheat to get my wings?

Link: (Seaches) Nope. There's no cheats for wings! And how did you get back here?

Navi: I climbed.

Link: @#$%!

(Makes it to Gohma's room)

Link: Hey, man.

Gohma: Wassup?

Link: I gotta find stupid wings for stupid fairy.

Navi: I'M NOT STUPID!!

Gohma: Yes, you are! (Eats her) Ehhhh... (Dies)

Link: I'll miss you.

Navi: I'm alive!

Link: Shaddup!

(Heart appears with a blue light)

Link: (Grabs the Heart) Good enough?

Navi: Nope.

Link: BAH! (Throws it away)

Navi: You'll need it!

Link: No I won't! (Gets infinite Lives)

Navi: @#$% you!

(Link Get's out)

Deku tree: What in the @#$% did you do? Did you kill the spider? That spider was my lifeline! You @#$%!

Link: It wasn't me! It was her!

Deku: @#$%! Navi, you killed me!

Navi: My cursed fate.

Deku Tree: Take this green stone and go to Zelda and she'll know what to do to get your wings!

Link: Fine then. (Grabs emerald) Let's go!





End chapter

A/N: Well, how'd you all like it? Please, if you hated it, I'll remove it! But please, Review! It's my lifeline!