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Yoda The Half-Tonne Sprout

Yoda's sadness grew as he landed on Dahgobah (dunno how it's spelt) he felt very angsty about the fall of the jedi.

"Need something to take my mind of this, I do." he mused.

"Changed, this place have, since away, I have been." Yoda pondered looking around.

Then he saw it...his heaven...it was... A DONUT STORE!

"Check this out, I must." And in to the store, Yoda walked... I mean Yoda walked into the store.

He stared around in awe, cream, jam, caramel, choclate, vanilla and the list went on. Yoda smiled...

"Dig in, I will."

3 hours later...

Yoda emerged from the store, weighing 42 pounds more and an extra 100 pounds in donuts that he was carrying.

"Nummy... I mean delicious this is...eat more, I must." He stated a solemnly as possible with all the grace of an obese jedi master.

So Yoda went and sprouted into the ground...I mean waited in his hut for Luke Skywalker with his donuts...wait he had many adventures of fatness while waiting for Luke...

3 days later...

Yoda was making extentions to his house...in other words he couldn't fit properly through the door and was smashing bits off the wall every time he went out for more donuts.

A/N: ok I know this was really short but it was meant to be, please R&R