Disclaimer: I don't own HP characters, places, or things. I also don't own the Village People's "YMCA" (but I do own my lyrics to it!)

Some kind of rhyming charm… gone horribly wrong:

Harry Potter woke up, and almost with a slight beat,

he put his glasses on and hopped to his feet.

Ron and the rest of the boys seemed they were already awake, but the question was why?

This is a Saturday!

At least a few of the boys were expected to still be in bed,

What was wrong with them, did someone hit there head?

Harry couldn't help but ask, in his beautifully British accent,

"Er, What is everyone doing awake, wouldn't you rather be under covers?"

Ron stepped forward, "We'd rather be up, for goodness sake! We can not stay asleep forever."

Harry became confused, was it him or did they seem to rhyme?

He shrugged it off as he glanced over to take a look at the time.

Hey even his thoughts were in a craze!

Was this a spell, a charm, or just a phase?!

They all glanced a bit around,

got dressed and headed down,

To the great hall is where they went,

a lot of time there, they spent.

Draco Malfoy was already being a pain

Harry cringed as he heard his name.

"Harry, Harry, Check this out!

Malfoy's got himself a crowd"!

Harry looked and what he saw did not seem like Malfoy…not one bit at all!

Draco had a can in his hand a can that resembled something like Spam!

But as Harry listened Draco's eyes glistened!

Draco began to speak loudly and clearly

and the girls seemed to faint at his words, well…nearly.

"Hello ladies, hello gents!

Are you tired of all your old hair supplements?

Well I've got something from heaven--not hell--

What you need is my Draco Gel!"

Harry's eyes widened as Draco's lips moved.

Was Draco talking about the gel that he used?

Yes, Draco's hair was always slick,

but why was he being so thick?

Harry guessed he just wanted to get some attention,

not planning some kind of product convention!

"And now that you've seen it , watch it work! Just one slick through and you're set for sure!"

Draco put some on his hair and the slickness doubled and shined with care.

The girls all sighed with admiration,

while the guys rolled their eyes with irritation.

Draco began to move singing a jingle,

he blew a quick kiss before saying with a wiggle,

"Before you go to cast your spell,

use your Draco Gel"

Harry woke up with a gasp. The first thing he had to make sure he wasn't still rhyming.

Suddenly something caught his ears, "And that was the story of our pal Kent, There is no more…that is the end".

Harry sat up fully "Noooo!"

Suddenly he saw Dobby with a big, thin book spread out before him. Dobby looked up with a smile, "Dobby thought that Harry might want a bedtime story! So Dobby came up here and began to read. Harry was mumbling something like "He looks so sexy with his hair so slicked.."

Harry jumped to Dobby, "You did not hear that, Dobby! Understand?"

Dobby nodded, "Okay, would you like another story, they're supposed to make you feel better, Harry Potter, sir…"

Harry whispered "NO! I mean…that's alright…you've done enough". With that Dobby left. You can guess that Harry couldn't get any sleep for the rest of the night….

(To be continued…)