A/N: I was going to make this one huge story with Voldemort and H/G, but now I've decided to split them up into two

A/N: I was going to make this one huge story with Voldemort and H/G, but now I've decided to split them up into two. So this is kind of fluffity. Hope you like…R/R anyways! This is a revised version of 'Graham Cracker Mush.' I changed it from 6th year to 5th for more room. A few new scenes. And a title (if you hadn't noticed).

Disclaimer: I don't own squat. Everything belongs to JK, who is a genius. This applies for the whole story.

Beginnings

'There once was a man from Lazoo.

He dreamed he was eating his shoe.

He awoke with a moo

And found his dream had come true.'

~Gary, Spongebob Squarepants

Chapter 1-The Weasley Championship

Most of the Weasley family, (plus a few honorary members) were engaged in the 'First Annual Weasley Championship Challenge.' This was when the family split up into two teams to play a game of quidditch-one consisted of Ron, Harry, Percy, Bill and they had even got Mr. Weasley to play. The other team was made up of Ginny, Fred and George, Lee Jordan, and Charlie. Each team even had a 'cheerleader'. Mrs. Weasley and Hermione were cheering and clapping in between their conversations and tea. At the moment, the 'Wease' team was ahead (Ginny's) to the 'Ley' team (Harry's).

Harry was circling around looking for the 'snitch,' which was nothing more than an enchanted yellow apple. He was watching the game below, where Ginny had the 'quaffle' (a ball from Mr. Weasley's collection of muggle things-this one was called a rugby ball) and was trying to dodge Percy. Just as she got past him, Mr. Weasley caught her off guard and stole the quaffle from her.

"Go Arthur!" Mrs. Weasley yelled from the ground. Mr. Weasley sped as fast as she could towards the goal, but was intercepted from underneath by the twins. They got the ball and headed towards the hoops. They took a shot on Ron, who managed to save it, and passed it to Bill, who flew by Ginny, so close her hair blew away from her face. Just as Lee caught up to him, he passed it to Percy, who took a shot at the goal, and scored.

If Harry caught the 'snitch,' his team could win. Harry searched even harder. This version of the snitch was a lot harder to find than a regular one, because it wouldn't glimmer as much as a regular snitch. Charlie was the seeker for the 'Wease' team, and had been looking too. Harry saw a yellow apple, but couldn't decide if it was the one. He decided to go towards it casually and cautiously, in case it wasn't.

'Wouldn't that be embarrassing' Harry thought to himself. 'I find the snitch and it's nothing more than a wormy apple-that would be just great.' Harry was getting closer to the apple when Charlie sped past him, but going the opposite direction. Harry whipped around; squinting to see what Charlie was speeding towards. Low and behold, right under Ron's broom was a floating apple. Harry kicked his broom into gear, knowing he could take Charlie's old Shooting Star with his Firebolt. He sped under the twins, and then over Mr. Weasley. He was just catching up with Charlie when Ginny took a shot at the goal, and Ron knocked the apple away when he went down to try and block the quaffle. Harry screeched to a halt, knowing he didn't have to rush anymore.

Now he had to wait for his team to score again before he could get the snitch, as Ginny had scored on an amazing shot.

Ron was taking the quaffle down now, and he had just pulled a fake on both Fred and George, and was speeding towards the goal. He could have easily taken a shot, but passed it off to Percy, who, catching Lee off guard, scored.

When Bill got the quaffle next, Fred and George 'accidentally' blocked his path, sending him careening towards the ground. Things were getting rough on their version of a pitch. Harry decided he better find that snitch before things (besides most of the players' hair) got too fired up. He looked around desperately. Then a beautiful thing happened. Right behind Charlie, the snitch was floating, almost to tease him. Harry had to get over there before Charlie noticed. He tried to not be noticeable as he crept up behind Charlie (if that is possible on a broom). When he got about 10 feet away, the suspense was killing him-so he just sped as fast as his broom could go, arm outstretched. He was so close! And then he felt his hand close around the apple. Charlie turned just as Harry got the apple a surprised look on his face.

"I got it! I got it!" Harry yelled. Ron pretty much collided with him, and was very happy. He acted like Harry had just won the quidditch cup for him. All the members of the 'Wease' team had a glum look on their face as they realized the 'Ley' team had won. They walked back across the clearing to the Burrow. Their glum faces were lessened when they saw the meal that Mrs. Weasley had prepared for all of them.

As they ate the dinner cooked by Mrs. Weasley, the boys were going back over the previous match in a play-by-play recap manner.

"Did you see the way Harry got the snitch?! If Charlie had only turned around-" at this Charlie looked down at his plate "-then they would have won!" Ron exclaimed.

"Yeah, yeah we know! You've only gone over it about a thousand times!" Ginny said, her face reddened in frustration.

"Okay, okay, sorry," Ron said through his food.

All grudges were forgotten when they saw the dessert that Mrs. Weasley had made. Crème Brule with powdered sugar on top.

When dinner was through, everyone retired to bed.

"That was really fun," Harry said as he put on his pajamas.

"I know…now this is definitely a family tradition. Generations and generations of Weasleys will play."

Harry chuckled. "For sure." With that, Harry took off his glasses, and Ron blew out the candles. They were both out almost instantly. Downstairs, however, Hermione couldn't sleep. She decided to go downstairs and get a glass of water.

So…sorry about the cliffhanger *coughYEAHRIGHTcough*. This is quite possibly the shortest first chapter ever. Then again, this story is pretty short. Too bad…keep reading!