pOnce upon a time, in a hotel room far, far away…

pA mischievous Frenchman wiggled out of bed and from under the arm of a very worn out and probably decently sore Canadian. The Frenchman, Francis Bonnefoy, made his way over to the desk in the corner of his room. From the bag next to the desk, he produced a large scroll container, to which he popped open the top and lightly tapped out the six by three sheet of paper.

pHe unfurled the paper, smoothed it out, and stood proudly naked, studying the map, bathed in red marker. From another small duffle bag next to the desk, Francis took a red sharpie. He uncapped the marker, and found the spot he was searching for. With a grin on his face, he drew a thick red line through the country name 'Canada'.

'iAnother down, so many more to go~/i'

"Ahonhonhonhonhonhon~"