It was a hot steamy winter day in the very hot hot tub. One could even say the tub was so hot it was practically infernal. But it was better than the chilling snow outside that apparently freezes you instantly if you go out in it. So Fox Lindberg endured the blistering heat of the extremely very hot tub. Along with him were his cool bruvs from police: Ralph, Kevin, Fido, and Mungo. Goodness gracious! If the hot tub was hot then these bruvs were a fucking volcano of suns! Suns going nova! (Possibly even supernova!) As someone who worked with these people just about every day their surface-of-the-sun stone sexiness normally did not really faze him that much but today they were without their collars and vests which made Fox Lindberg's bisexual little heart pump wildly. And not only that but his closest friend, Mungo, his therapy dog, was sitting like right fucking next to him...

The thing about it was that all of the police dogs were fucking ripped because they had to be to be cops. But Mungo was so fucking ripped that he struggled not to break off car doors upon opening them. He had been working on it, but he still had trouble controlling his strength when he got excited. There was definitely something about that that appealed to Fox quite a lot, especially combined with his energetic, cheerful demeanor that made whiny Smiths songs play quietly in the back of his head. And that buff boy was so close they were almost touching, the steam of the supernova tub making them both hot and sw-

Rrrrrrrrrrrgh oh my god why are boys so fucking cute, thought Fox to himself.

"Whatcha lookin' at?" asks Mungo in his typical cheerful adorable demeanor his UGHHHHHHHHH YOU WERE LOOKING STRAIGHT AT HIS PECS YOU IDIOT FOX LINDBERG

"U-uh, nothing," says Fox.

"You sure? You were, uh, looking pretty intently at me."

"I-I... uh..."

Mungo frowned. "Do you need to pet me?"

Brutal cacophony! A million thoughts at once. All centered on that CUTE FUCKING BOY

"Hyeh." said Fox, affirmatively.

"Ok!" And Mungo stuck his head out, but he aimed badly and accidentally

oh SHIT his face was SO CLOSE

And then they were kissing in front of everybody and it was cute and at some point while it was happening someone started clapping and then everybody started applauding and when they stopped nobody was quite sure what was being celebrated because this new development between the hunk dog and the twunk dog was very surprising. But Fox was slightly dizzy and did not particularly care.

The end of the story