Disclaimer: I do not own South Park
Have a Tyde one-shot!
Clyde Donovan was an average 16-year-old boy. His grades were average, his family was average and his looks were average. Basically his whole life was average.
The only thing that was not average about Clyde was that he always complained. A constant string of complaints would flow from his mouth and if they were not stopped at this stage tears and whines would follow.
And Crying Clyde was worse than Complaining Clyde.
He would complain about anything and everything. That he was tired, he was hungry or he had too much homework.
He would complain about things very worth complaining about such as his parents divorcing or that Bebe had left him for a ginger with a nice ass.
He would complain about the unchangeable facts of life like it was too cold in South Park, or he was a tiny bit on the chubby side, or that his ice-cream gave him brain freeze.
He would even complain about his friends stating that Kevin was a nerd, that Tweek was too disruptive or that Craig flipping the bird offended him. Yet so far no complaint had been heard about Token.
It was as though Clyde was immune to the black boys smug and arrogant behaviour.
But Token was certainly not immune to the complaining.
And so one day, when Clyde was complaining about Jimmy's crutches being in his way, Token did something that shocked everyone.
He kissed him right on the lips. The kiss was short and sweet, but it was everything Token had dreamed about for years. He thought this moment was too perfect for anything to ruin it. That is, until Clyde spoke.
"Your lips are too chapped"
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