Arthur meets Naruto: A Strange Adventure 7!
By NocturneD
Note: Oh my lord, I crossed my favorite shows together to make one... well I take it a stupid story. The first ever, Arthur and Naruto crossover! Get some mouth wash because this might leave a bad taste in your mouth! Or a fork to poke your eyes out with from reading this...
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It was a craptastic day in Konoha, the hidden village in the leaves. All the genins, the lower ranked ninjas were in the Hokage's office waiting for their next mission. The big boobed blonde 50 year old woman, though she looked like she was 25 sat in her big comfy chair behind her desk, yes she is the Hokage, the person in charge of leading the village and protecting it.
The blonde ninja wearing an orange jumpsuit was eager for the new mission, "Come on old lady! What's our new mission?"
A pink haired girl in red smacked the blonde over the head, "Naruto show respect!"
Tsunade, the Hokage coughed to get all twelve genin ninjas attention, "Your mission is to go to a place that is half way across the freaking Earth to track down Orochimaru as we last heard that he set up his new head quarters in a place called... Elwood City..."
"Will there be ramen there?" Naruto brought up.
"Lakewood Elementary!" Orochimaru opened his arms and announced at the podium in the auditorium, "For now on... I will do my best being your principle!"
"What the hell happened to Mr. Haney?" Arthur, the aardvark boy turned to his best friend Buster who was a rabbit.
"He reminds me of Michael Jackson kind of..." Buster rubbed his white chin, "I hope he doesn't invite us over to his house for a sleep over..."
"Buster... this guy is creepy... Really what happened to Mr. Haney?" Arthur asked, then suddenly the dead body of their elementary school principle Mr. Haney fell from the ceiling a bloody mess.
"Oh there he is..." Buster pointed...
"And kids... Make sure to walk around with your pants down!" Orochimaru announced, "New dress code!" Just then Binky Barnes, the bulldog boy came walking back into the auditorium with his pants down with crap stains in the back of his white underwear, Orochimaru pointed, "Just like this boy right here!"
Suddenly a white haired boy walked up to the new principle, "Uh... Lord Orochimaru, we already have a dress code to go make these kids wear the old Sound Ninja outfits..."
"Oh right..." Orochimaru ran his pale hands through his long dark hair, "Any questions children?"
Francine, the monkey girl raised her hand, "Are you a child molester?"
Just outside the school in the playground, the Tough Customers, the name of a certain gang were outside hanging on the jungle gym doing whatever. Molly, the emo bunny girl with short brown hair was doing something, Rattles, the grey dog boy was talking about crap. Then they noticed a boy with red short hair wearing weird clothes and a huge gored on his back. Rattles noticed the kid and yelled, "HEY! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"
The red haired boy looked up with an evil cold face, he reached behind himself and removed the plug from the gored and replied, "I'm Gaara of the desert... And I want on the jungle gym even if I have to kill you..."
"This place sucks..." Temari, the tomboy blonde with four pony tails muttered.
To be continued... or not...
Note: I know what you are thinking? Where the hell am I going with this? That's the problem... And plus, this is sort of a treat for both my favorite sections of Arthur and Naruto, but I'm sure you both have no idea what the hell the other show is about.
