Sorry for no welcoming commitee, but let's just get to the story.
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"Damn", Sasuke thought, "what was it with girls?"
They were good for nothing, useless pieces of crap, that's what.
He was a nice enough guy. He had gone out of his way to do a good thing, and had given all his little fangirls a chance to sleep with him. But Sakura wasn't rough enough, Ino was too rough, and that Hinata was just too damn shy. There was always that Sand chick, Temari, but she was scary enough without the fact that he would probably have his head chopped off by her red-haired beast of a brother.
Just the thought of all this misfortune made him want to turn gay.
But he couldn't turn gay. It was out of the question. He was Uchiha Sasuke, after all.
The fact that people already thought he was gay not withstanding.
He had to get action from somewhere, he just had to. And it had to be from a female, most definitely. He wasn't desperate. He just needed it.
And so did Naruto.
Just knowing that he wasn't alone in his sex-less-ness made Sasuke feel a tad more cheerful about the situation. His teammate was probably the horniest, most-desperate bastard in all of Konoha, and Sasuke wasn't eager to take the trophy away from him. He could get a decent girl ages before that dobe ever could.
But they had to listen to each other whine about their lack of "getting some" on a regular basis, so they decided to find a bar that would give sake to minors. To... drink away their troubles, you know.
They didn't have to look far. With most people, money is money, yen is yen, and the same was true of almost half the bar owners in Konoha. At Naruto's expense, the pair ordered a hearty 5 glasses of sake each.
"You, know, maybe we should just go to a prostitute building or something," Sasuke said, taking a sip. "It could be our only way."
"No way!" Naruto shouted emphatically, accidently knocking over a sake cup that spilled on the tatami, earning him a punch in the face.
Sasuke rolled his eyes and downed the cup.
"I mean," Naruto continued, nursing his bruised cheek. "I'm Uzumaki Naruto! And Uzumaki Naruto never gives up!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes again and gulped his way through two more cups.
Naruto somehow managed to drink his remaining four glasses all at once, and Sasuke drank his final two, and they left, almost forgetting to pay, but slapped down some yen at the last minute.
Now, you couldn't call them drunk. Sasuke, who had never touched alcohol before in his life, did feel a little out of it. Naruto, who had also never consumed an alcoholic beverage, was the same. They sat on a park bench, waiting for the soft buzz to disappear.
The moon was bright, and Sasuke couldn't help looking at Naruto, whose childlike features were aglow, a smile set on his contented face. Then, without warning, he yawned loudly and slumped over on Sasuke, his face landing directly in Sasuke's lap.
Sasuke's eyes widened, a blush creeping up his face, and he froze. Naruto had begun to sleepily nuzzle his face around, and it... felt good. Sasuke whimpered. This feeling, the very same feeling he could never find from a girl... he was feeling it now. He blushed again. No... this couldn't be happening... this dobe... wasn't turning him on... he wasn't...
Naruto's hands hugged Sasuke around the waist.
"Mmm... Sasuke..."
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Okay, so we're gettin' some Sasunaru. Wahoo!
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